Are All Black Men Good With Women: Myth Or Fact?

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I will begin by unequivocally stating that all black men do NOT have game, and aren’t good with women!

There!

Done!

It’s a HUGE myth and urban legend that all black guys were dragged from the womb having game.

It is equally as mythical that all black guys have game in general.

Who’s responsible for spreading this myth to begin with?

Those evil bastards in Hollywood and the entertainment industries.

Well truth is; 96% of black guys have no game (I’m basing that percentage on what I’ve observed, women I speak to and other social variables).

Just as the case with men of all races and ethnicities; most black dudes suck shit at getting laid on a semi-regular basis, let alone consistently.

The average black guy gets lucky or gets hooked up with the overweight friend of the family just as every other guy of every other race meets his girlfriend and future wife…he got hooked up through relatives or mutual friends, his peer group or a coworker who had pity on him.

As for the media and the entertainment industries- pop-culture in general- those entities are largely responsible for the propagation of this myth, often with mal-intention as to portray all black men as marauding, womanizing players…but that’s for another post.

The audience and viewing public, those outside of the black community, who doesn’t know better and aren’t in-tuned with the going-ons, buy into the “black men are better with women” fallacy.

However, those of us who actually live in black communities, such as myself, are well aware of the true dynamics on the ground, that the average black guy sucks shit at attracting women and getting laid, just as any other guy is.

Our (black people’s) perception and reality of this aren’t swayed and persuaded by what we see in the media or popular-music videos which depict those black Rap and Pop artists as debonair ladies’ man who are swimming in pussy.

Surely those black entertainers and athletes are swimming in a pool of vagina, but those are the spare exceptions, just as it is with non-black entertainers and athletes in comparison to the average Joe’s of their races.

Spectators on the other hand, like those who subscribe to watching music videos, they somehow get lured into the fallacy where fact from fiction cannot be discerned.

Here is the big question though: “Do black men actually feed into this fallacious hype and run with it”?

Are black guys contributing to this myth by trying to act the part just to keep the myth alive?

The answer is YES! Black men are keeping this myth afloat instead of dispelling it.

In the defense of such guys who propagate this myth [all black men were born having game], I can understand why fellow black guys neglect to clear the air on such a social stigma and myth.

I mean, if there’s a rumor out there which depicts your social standings in a somewhat positive light: why would you want to change that and dispel that rumor?

Case in point: “All black men have big dicks”.

Another rumorous fallacy which is only thought to be factual outside of the black community.

However, most black guys aren’t packing a huge shlong, but a dick which ranges from below average to average. Not that I’ve seen any other dick besides mines to make this claim on averages, but the truth will always be known on the ground when women talk.

In light of that, to have society and women in society thinking that as a black dude, you’re packing a 10-incher, that is a huge plus as far as dating and mating are concerned!

With that, the average black guy milks this myth to death by giving women (those of other races and ethnicities that is) the impression that he’s toting an anaconda-sized cock in his pants.

He’s being disingenuous in most cases, but since it works for him (upholding this myth) and women buy the myth, he doesn’t feel that it’d be productive to dispel it.

Ironically, only non-black women actually believe this myth.

Black girls who would have slept with some black men, can attest to the fact that the average black guy has an average-size phallus. And that a guy with a 10-incher is few and far between, just as the case with white dudes, Middle Easterners, East Indians, etc. the huge cocks are the exceptions.

In any case, we cannot expect black guys to squash a stereotype and rumor that is working for them.

How so that it is “working” for us?

Well- there’s no imperical datum to support the following declaration I will make, but I’m gonna go out on a limb to say that of those white and Asian women [specifically post-1980’s] who decide to sleep with black men, the greater percentage was influenced by the “all black men have big dicks” rumor, or that “all black men are masterful lovers in the sack”.

Such rumors made them curious to want to try out the “legendary-black cock”, if for anything, just to see for themselves whether these rumors were indeed factual or mythical.

Hence, you have a case where because of a rumor which underhandedly hints to a positive (black men being masterful lovers, all having huge cocks and are good with women), non-black women are seduced by it, and a large number of black men run with it, hoping to capitalize off of the public perception.

On the flip side, you definitely have social stigmas which present hurdles for some men; such as Oriental men having tiny penises and are weak, Beta and submissive.

Such unfavorable perceptions do no favor for Oriental men on the dating market.

In any case, because of these myths and fallacies surrounding black men when it comes to dating, lots of us try to live up to this stereotype and hype by playing the part of the ardent ladies’ man.

Most times; we fail! And this isn’t just with women of other races but with black women themselves.

I can’t begin to count on my hand how many epic fucking fails I come across on a daily basis- on Facebook alone- where fellow black dudes tool themselves out by going about picking up women the wrong way, just as most guys of every ethnic stock do. So I’m in no way singling out the brothers as game-less tools. The vast majority of men suck shit at attracting women…regardless of race, ethnicity or nationality.

However, when a black guy fails, it fucks with his outlook on things even more devastatingly since he’s trying to make the stereotypical grade.

If a Chinese guy fails to pick up a girl, regardless of her race, he can always feel comforted in knowing that he wasn’t expected to succeed anyway since his dating and social perceptions weren’t that of someone who’s classically good with women.

Thus, less social pressure is on the Asian to have to win. More pressure is placed upon the black guy to have to win or else the jig is up, and the “all black men are good at game” myth becomes debunked.

This all begs the following question: how then does the average black guy get laid or get a girlfriend, if he’s not out there slaying everything with his innate ability to game girls?

As I touched on at the top of the article: most guys get laid, whenever they do get laid once in a blue moon, by stroke of luck.

Additionally, most guys find a girlfriend by being match-made through either a relative, coworker or their peer group of friends.

In non-elaborate terms: they were hooked up.

This isn’t just the case with black men. It is the case straight across the board through racial lines.

As for “getting lucky”, you have situations where average Joe scores because of a drunk girl at a party who incoherently landed atop his dick.

He was merely at the right place, right time.

I know of tons of guys who scored that way (via luck). They did nothing at all to aide or kill their chances, but having been at the right place, right time with a girl who’s judgment was impaired…or so it would seem.

Those guys however only score through luck…which only occurs about once a year…if they’re lucky. So relying on luck to get laid isn’t a feasible tactic for any guy at all.

Apart from the luck factor, as for meeting a potential girlfriend, most black guys meet her through someone who knows someone who knows someone…and guy gets a lucky break [again- the luck factor plays a part].

Honestly; think about it!

How about your uncle James? How did he meet Jenifer…his now wife?

They were introduced through aunt Sally, through her coworker, through her coworker’s coworker who had a friend who recently got dumped by her boyfriend. So aunt Sally played the middleman between your uncle James, her coworker and the overweight girl who was then single because her player boyfriend had dumped her.

That is how most guys meet their girlfriend…regardless of race!

In some way or another they were hooked up by someone they knew, who knew of a girl who was either recently dumped or had been single and lonely for quite some time!

Another aspect to this is a friend of the family for instance. A large percentage of men meet their girlfriend through such a mean. Their girlfriend was a friend of their family, perhaps through a sibling, sister, etc.

This is all-too-common and very well known might I add.

Therefore, when you distill this down to its rawest essence, you quickly realize that black guys have no built-in edge over any other man in dating.

We get laid just as sparing, and our game is just as shitty as every other guy out there!

In the black community, just as it is in white societies in the western hemisphere, only about 4% of men is sleeping with the women within those societies.

In other words: only 4% of men get laid consistently, while the remaining and whopping 96% don’t get laid unless by chance and luck…or prostitution.

Hence, the same 4% of guys are fucking every girl who is sexually active.

Women are being passed around among the meager 4% of men who are players and womanizers.

At the end of the day, I hoped to have dispelled this myth once and for all.

The vast majority of black guys struggle to get laid just as men of other races.

Aside from struggling to get laid, most of us know nothing about what is required to attract women (in other words: game).

The Media Really Doesn’t Understand Pickup: More Roosh V Fallouts

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The media and pickup are no friends whatsoever.

I’ve said this years ago but many seem to not understand.

The mainstream will never accept pick-up artistry as a way to dating.

It kills me when guys in pickup, companies and lone wolves, seek to gain acceptance from the mainstream media, but undoubtedly get fucked in the rear end by the same media that featured them to begin with.

The mainstream media gets it wrong all the time when they equate pickup to some form of rape method.

My Asian buddy from Vancouver, Canada, Jan, of Jan Lifestyle, posted a link about Roosh Valizadeh to Facebook yesterday, where he (Jan) was mentioned along with Roosh as seedy characters in the pick-up world, teaching men how to hate, harass and manipulate women.

A gross mis-characterization of both guys and pick-up in itself.

How can one be a pick-up artist yet hate women at the same time is beyond me…but that’s for another article!

The article link which was posted by Jan, was not only disgusting and downright scandalous, but the publisher gets it wrong all of the time!

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The blatant biasness was blaring in the vancitybuzz article which can be seen here.

http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2016/02/roosh-v-vancouver-pick-up-artists/

I guess on the bright side- if there’s any- coming from that article- is the exposure that Jan received, though it was character-assassination in my book.

Ciao.

Politics Of The Cunnilingus Taboo In The Caribbean [NSFW]


“Cunnilingus as a taboo in the Caribbean”.

During the conclusion of the previous article, I shed a bit of light on the taboo subject of Cunnilingus in the English-speaking Caribbean islands.

Why did I adjoin “taboo” onto it?

Well- in the islands, performing oral sex on a woman is very tabooed.

Having mainly resided here for the last 4 years [primarily the island of Antigua and Barbuda which I’m a native of], with parentage and siblings also stemming from here, I’m pretty much au-fait with the culture on every conceivable level]…including the sexual taboos.

Women certainly would love to have a guy who goes down town without an inkling of an issue. However, the taboo factor of Cunnilingus doesn’t necessarily lies with women but men.

Men in the Caribbean islands aren’t too ecstatic about taking a dive below.

As a woman in this region, you would actually be hard-pressed to find a guy who would go down on you without having to virtually and literally bound him into taking such actions.

In fact- it is very offensive to even insinuate to a guy, let alone suggest, that he should go down on a woman!

There are tons of tales and legends which circulate these islands of men beating women to a bloody pulp because they had the audacity to ask them to perform oral sex!

I’ve even witnessed on few occasions, guys out in public slapping the daylights out of women for suggesting that they perform oral sex on them! 😯

Furthermore, this subject is so taboo that women actually shame and embarrass men publicly for “eating pussy”…even if the guy hadn’t done so!

I had a business associate years ago who cheated on his girlfriend with his ex. They got into a public altercation as a result, and the disgruntled girlfriend did the unthinkable in front of witnesses: she exclaimed loudly, “You fucking went down on me! You bow-cat”!! 😯 😯

“WOA”!!!!!!

“Oh no she didn’t”!!!

When she shouted this out for the world to hear, everyone included traffic, stopped, and you were able to heard a fucking pin drop that’s how quiet it got at that instance!

For a woman, in this part of the Caribbean, to claim that a guy had gone down on her (publicly at that), has this sort of traffic-stopping, music-halting effect.

It is just 1 of those things you never say to a guy or about a guy.

As a guy, you would be laughed at and publicly shamed by your peers!

Hence, my business associate at the time who was on the receiving end of this scandalous claim, was so embarrassed that he locked himself inside of his man-cave for weeks- too ashamed to venture out even to work!

Admittedly so, he told me that he never performed oral sex on his girlfriend. Moreover, he had never even performed oral sex in his life!

I believe him!

We all came to find out (after they had patched things up) that the girlfriend indeed had fabricated that lie and spouted it out through anger, just to cause great shame to her boyfriend for having cheated on her.

Therefore, when you think about it, even though a woman in these parts would love to have a guy who has openly accepted cunnilingus, she would still turn around, berate and shame that same hard-to-find guy, for performing oral sex on her. And she knows damn well that cunnilingus is 1 of those things which you just don’t ascribe to a man under no circumstance unless you’re looking for a grand fallout…or a beating.

Thus, it clearly speaks to the hypocrisy of women in these parts. On 1 hand: they desire a guy who’s into performing oral sex. On the other hand; they will shame the guy for doing just so.

As for the male mindset in the English-speaking Caribbean towards cunnilingus, it is as toxic as the hypocrisy dished out by women on the matter.

If you ask the average male here why doesn’t he “suck” (i.e. perform oral sex on women), his keynote argument would be this:

“Going down on a woman is demeaning, it gives women the power and it makes the guy submissive to her”.

Of all the guys I’ve surveyed (tactfully and indirectly), that was the average answer I would receive in regards to cunnilingus: men felt as though they are granting women all control, hence they feel powerless and submissive. And to top it off; they feel that it is demeaning.

My theory (as to why men in these parts on average feel this way) goes right back to women themselves, in that because a woman is liable to publicly out a guy as a pussy-eating bandit, men have become even more reluctant as a result, to the idea of performing oral sex, afraid that they may find themselves on the receiving end of a shaming session by some angry girl who’s trying to get back at the them for something said or done.

Therefore, men are paranoid shit of the potential backlash they may encounter as a result of this!

Since men tie fear into submissiveness, I now theorize and understand why the vast majority of young men in this region would surmise that going down on a woman would make them seem weak and submissive.

It isn’t the act itself that is deemed weak. But the backlash and being outed by women which will cause so much shame that the guy would feel a sense of fearfulness thus weakness.

Once women in this region begin to halt their public shaming of men who perform oral sex, men would feel a lot more comfortable to entertain the idea and to actually put it into action.

Thus, at the same time, women are inadvertently blunting their own sexual desires and expectations by threatening to expose men who go down, meanwhile desiring a man who goes down.

It is to the point of desperation in these parts where women are desperately in search of the elusive pussy-eater, and a guy who isn’t too concerned about being shamed for his cunnilingus-loving ways [a guy such as myself].

Exhibit A: the girl whom I’d picked up days ago on Facebook…the one who was adamantly fixated on having her pussy sucked.

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This is no coincidence nor an isolated case.

It is actually the norm in these parts to have a woman desperately beg me to perform some oral action on her.

Eighty percent of the girls I pick up (whether online or on the streets), make it their business to harp on oral sex being a virtual prerequisite and a must, in order for me (or any guy) to successfully sleep with them.

Also, because I’m not a localized guy, women are encouraged to openly accost me about oral sex.

If I were locally raised; women will NOT at all be nearly as bold to put an “I want oral sex” pitch to me.

How come?

As I mentioned earlier: the average young man (any male for that matter) in the English-speaking Caribbean, does NOT take light to a woman insinuating that he should go down.

It is seen as a grave disrespect to men for a woman to expect, let alone pose such a question!

Hence, women find themselves in a bind where they have no choice but to resort to desperate measures in hopes of getting their oral fix.

To be honest, 1 of the reasons I get laid a ton in these parts (apart from game), is the fact that I openly share with women my propensity to perform oral sex on them.

Women in the Caribbean being oral-sex depraved (and desperately so), they latch onto the rare guy [like myself] who’s willing to go down and satisfy their sexual needs in that department.

Technically, I find it to be a win-win proposition! She gets her pussy eaten to a climax, and I get to fuck her as a result…while getting my cock sucked while at it. πŸ˜‰

Most guys in these parts will NOT make that compromise due to the taboo nature of going down on a woman!

He would rather not get laid at all than to go down on a woman and get laid in the process!

Ass-backwards if you ask me!

On a further note, and in regards to the male mindset, most men are opposed from performing oral sex on a woman, not only because of the backlash of getting shamed publicly by women, but they will also get a dose of “shame the eater” from the fellaz!

I mean- men are fucking proud creatures!

We work off of ego and pride.

Try to shame a guy about going down on a woman [in these parts], and he’ll deny that shit to the bitter end!

Being outed by a girl will also shatter his ego and pride. So much so that his buddies will likely distance themselves from him due to his exposing as a pussy-eater.

Therefore, not only do you have women who will berate and shame the guy for going down [that’s if a fallout happens…which is inevitable], but his own boys within his social circle will also berate and shame him, thus leading to his ostracization.

This is why it is so delicate of a situation for a woman here to make such a pitch to a guy about going down on her. He may likely lose his friends. Or in the best-case scenario, he’ll become the laughingstock of his peers.

Choose 1!!!

Men being pride-filled creatures, they would rather keep the company of “the boys” than to risk loosing it at the expense of getting laid.

As for myself on a personal; I have no boys neither a social circle of men here in the islands!

I’ve mentioned this quite a few times on social media: I have no male friends!

Guys in the pick-up community, my students included, would always ask me:

“Hey Kenny, why is it I never see you gaming, partying or clubbing with any other guy”?

“Why is it you always roll solo”?

Hence, it is quite clear to everyone who remotely knows me (or familiar with my lifestyle, whether through the blog or social media) that I have no male friends, and I roll solo.

With that being the reality, I have no social circle of guys of which to protect my ego, pride and company.

I am my own man.

Therefore, I am not proverbially held hostage for my lifestyle choices since I don’t have to worry about the boys shaming me for those choices.

Also, since I’m an Alpha-Fucking Male in that I don’t give a shit about pleasing the masses, men naturally sense this vibe about me, so they accept me for what and who I am.

You can only shame a weak Beta-Male who’s built on all ego and pride. One cannot shame a guy who doesn’t give a fuck about what others think…which is me!

Hence, I am open about having an affinity to performing oral sex on women!

I don’t hide it!

For crying out loud; I blog about it! πŸ˜† πŸ™‚

It is due to this freeness of expression which I embody why lots of guys who come across me, gravitate to me. Because truthfully, every guy wishes that he were free in expression and didn’t have his pride and ego stifling his choices in life.

This is why whenever I perform pickup around non-pickup guys, on the streets or at the bar, though they envy me for having the balls to pick up random women, they also secretly admire me for doing the unimaginable!

Thus, every now and then, I would have an emboldened and pride-free guy approach me and say:

“Hey man, I don’t want to sound lame or anything, but I was watching you pick up that girl and I was astonished by that shit. Much props”!

It takes a suppression of pride for a guy to approach another guy and congratulate him on his pickup prowess.

However, at the core of it all, it is the guy showing his admiration for another guy who has the balls to defy social norms by doing what he doesn’t have the courage to do.

As a guy living in this region, being open about performing oral sex on women, takes heart, guts, balls suppression of pride and a willingness to withstand (public) shaming, ostracization and being the laughingstock of the town.

Most men will NOT subject themselves to this sort of pressure!

Therefore, when such guys encounter a guy like myself who’s the total opposite (free from pride), they cannot help but to admire such a guy who embodies boldness and disregard for what society deems taboo.

Speaking of this, I have to laugh when I think back to last weekend at a lounge where I was chatting up a random hottie who’s about 19 years old.

Her girlfriend snapped these crappy photos below (she was inebriated and didn’t realize that the pics weren’t taken clearly).

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Anyway, while standing and chatting her up and charming her a bit as she sat on a stool, I positioned myself between her thighs with my thighs touching her knees as I leaned over (forward) and talked in her ears.

Being that the music was so loud, I found myself having to shout aloud just so she could hear me.

As if it were on cue by some unseen entity, the music came to an abrupt halt (via a glitch) as I shouted in the girl’s ear:

“I wanna eat your pussy right here right fucking now”!

I mean, it was so on cue (the music stopping) that I wasn’t able to stop myself in mid sentence since my lips and tongue were already well in motion as I enunciated my intent!

The entire venue came to a standstill and every patron’s head snapped towards my direction, shocked at what was just exclaimed aloud!

They couldn’t believe it!

Everyone gasped and sighed, bottles dropped, the whole shebang! πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

I even had a guy say, “did he just say that”!?

The girl and I laughed about the gotcha moment. Later on, a guy even bought me a beer because he was so astounded by my shocking declaration which is a serious taboo, and no man dare publicly verbalize this…albeit I never intended for others to overhear.

However, because I owned it like a real man, and didn’t back down from my statement even when everyone gasped and frowned at me, I was ultimately hailed with respect instead of shame and laughter.

Most guys would have hauled ass and evacuated the venue out of embarrassment!

Conservatism In The Region

The English-speaking Caribbean is an ultra-conservative region.

When I say “ultra”, I mean that shit to the utmost!

In light of this conservatism which is wielded by the Christian Right, there exists somewhat of a contradiction which lends itself to the notion that the region is NOT conservative in the least, but very liberal and open.

Though an oxymoron, I would say that it is a liberally conservative region. πŸ™‚

This contradiction occurs partly because the political parties don’t divide based on conservative and liberal lines. All political parties consist of liberals and conservatives.

Where I reside currently as an example (the island of Antigua), prostitution, though not legal, is virtually legalized and has always been so…just not on the law books because the clergy that wields political influence here would not want to be seen as the endorser of prostitution being legally ratified. So the clergy doesn’t quite have an issue with prostitution being decriminalized off the books. But as long as it stays off the books.

I took the following photos about 2 weeks ago of hookers applying their trade on the corner and from within fast-food joints.

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Jamaican hookers working out of a Middle-Eastern food joint, where alongside food, you can get a hooker πŸ˜‰

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Below, Latinas [Dominicans] applying their trade on the streets…without worries of being accosted by law enforcements since they don’t enforce anti-prostitution laws…because it’s quasi-legal. πŸ˜‰

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Dominican hookers working the popular streets of the city

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As a result, anti-prostitution laws also aren’t enforced 1 bit. But here’s another contradictory twist to the already contradiction: prostitutes (whether they be street hookers or girls working via whore-houses), are indirectly encouraged to register their services, get regulated and to subject themselves to routine checkups for viruses, STD’s and HIV.

This is why it is rumored that hookers are the most clean and STI-free women in the Eastern Caribbean region (and the world) because they are subjected by law, to frequent testing on a weekly basis, thus they’re pretty up to date with knowing their so-called status, while the average woman doesn’t even get an STD or HIV checkup within her lifetime.

If prostitution can be regulated by the governments of this region then how is it not legal? So the contradiction perpetuates itself.

On a different note, and just to highlight the liberalism of the region [though a strict-religiously conservative region], drinking and smoking in public is totally legal. No identification needed to purchase alcohol. Minors often purchase alcohol and tobacco as long as they have consent of an adult (it’s usually at the discretion of the seller to sell to whomever).

In light of such relaxed laws towards the sale of alcohol, here’s another twist; the sale of alcohol is prohibited on Easter and or Good Friday [Christian holidays].

http://antiguaobserver.com/police-pledge-to-enforce-alcohol-sale-ban-over-easter/

Also, the legal age of sexual consent ranges between 14 and 16 from island to island.

The legal-drinking age is also 16 in most islands (18 is the rare case).

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Those are just few examples to support the contradiction that this is a very conservative region.

If you ask me, those are liberalistic ideas without a shadow of a doubt!

HOWEVER, it is very religiously conservative in regards to things such as gay marriage, gay rights and gay acceptance.

Gay sex is a serious crime in the English-Speaking Caribbean (known as buggery and sodomy on the law books).

Being gay is also a taboo in these parts, and you’re liable to get arrested (or even killed in places like Jamaica) for being openly gay.

In a so-called Christian society where almost all of the politicians consider themselves Christian Conservatives, there is no tolerance for neither gayness, gay rights nor gay people [I don’t support homosexuality so I have no issues with this].

In that regard, it is safe to say that the region is ultra-conservative…yet with lots of liberal touches.

Ok, so what does all this mumbo-jumbo have to do with Cunnilingus and eating a girl’s pussy?

Well, being a so-called conservative Christian society, sexual-deviant acts such as cunnilingus are frowned upon with almost the same distastefulness as homosexuality.

They are both taboos in these parts!

Moreover, going down on a girl is a neo-liberalism idea as far as sex is concerned.

In a conservative community, sex is supposed to be old fashioned and by the book!

Any sexual deviation would spell perversion and forbiddance.

With this sexual conservatism stamped into the psyche of every male and female (drilled into them by the media, the clergy, society and parents), sexual expressiveness is kept a guarded secret, hence the taboo surrounding cunnilingus and anal sex in this region.

Having resided in this region for a while now [I was actually born here before moving to New York City], I’ve learned to adapt and beat the dating system in order to milk my chances of getting laid on an ultra-consistent basis.

Though taboo in an ultra-conservative Christian region, lots of women are salivating at the thought of bringing their oral-sex fantasies to life.

However, there are few men willing to compromise and give women what they desire. Hence, a large number of women out here is hoping to find that elusive-sexual deviant who isn’t bounded by taboo and sexual hangups as far as cunnilingus is concerned.

Popular-Caribbean Music are Anti-Cunnilingus

On a final note, I want to touch on the most popular music genre in the region: “Reggae music”, and its now more popular sub-genre, Dancehall music.

With the younger guys, having been raised conservatively and persuaded in every crevice of society to remain sexually conservative, the music they mostly listen to has long launched an assault against “bow-cat”.

What is a bow-cat?

It is a Jamaican term used to describe (mostly shame) a guy who goes down on women.

Here’s a screenshot from a website belonging to a Jamaican, which features a glossary of Patois (Patwa), which is the language spoken in the Eastern Caribbean. You’ll notice “bow” or “bow-cat”.

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“Bow”, which obviously means to bow or to bow down, is the verb often used in the English-speaking Caribbean for “going down on a girl”.

Hence, if a guy were to ask you, for example, “Do you bow”? He’s essentially asking you if you go down on women.

The cat part in “Bow-Cat”, I can theorize and guesstimate to say that the cat [pussy] is representative of the vagina.

The thing is, in the Caribbean-English Colloquialism [Patwa language], “Cat” means pussy…as in vagina. It is the tamer and more politically acceptable way to say pussy (though “cat” used in the context of vagina isn’t tolerated in broadcasting).

Be as it may, so the term “Bow-Cat” would roughly translate to a guy who bows to the cat [pussy/vagina].

It is a very disrespectful and offensive term to use to describe a male.

It is essentially fighting words! And if you call a guy a bow-cat, you’re liable to get fucked up.

Though it’s a Jamaican-slang term, as in every region, there is usually 1 place or country which wields the most influence in the media through film and music, which surrounding places, states or countries adopt such slang also.

For instance: Egypt.

Where it pertains to the Arabic language, the Egyptian dialect of Arabic (its terms, slang and colloquialisms) is the most learned and used around the Arab world, especially since the film industry pushes Egyptian films more than that of any other Arabic-speaking country.

Therefore, you would find Egyptian slang (through film and music) being propagated and used throughout every Arab country, especially since Egyptian films dominate the Arab world.

Hence Jamaica. Throughout the English-speaking Caribbean islands, Jamaican would be the Egypt of the region in that its music and films are the most popular, and they dominate the airwaves throughout every island, from the bars, nightclubs to everyday functions.

Saying that bit to say, the Jamaican term [“Bow-Cat”]- though Jamaican- it is intelligible, understood and used throughout the Caribbean wherever English [Patwa] is spoken.

The average guy here [even in Antigua where I’m currently located and was born], grew up listening to Jamaican-influenced music (Reggae and Dancehall), and watching Jamaican films, hence shameful terms such as “Bow-Cat”, are etched deeply within the average guy’s psyche.

No guy around these parts wants to be labelled a bow-cat!

In fact, since we spoke earlier about women shaming men for going down on them (though they want men to go down on them), the term most often used by women to shame such men, is “bow-cat”.

Though I don’t listen to the most popular Jamaican music known as Dancehall, whenever I happen to come in contact with it (which is unavoidable), most of its lyrics consist of shaming men who perform oral sex on women, in a sense, as a deterrent and warning to those guys out there who may dare think about “bowing” (going down on a woman).

Hence, you have a situation where guys in the Caribbean, who are sexually conservative to begin with, are forced to stay in line by the very musical icons they look up to and listen to on a daily basis.

In the Dancehall music genre, men are also encouraged to ditch any of their male friends who “bow”, and to disassociate themselves from any girl who dares mention “bowing”.

When you really crunch the numbers and add everything up, it becomes clearer and clearer as to how most men in this region are pressured to remain sexually conservative and to stay within that box of sexual normalcy!

The social ramifications of stepping outside the box is just too much for the average guy to bear.

Therefore, you should have now gotten a greater understanding of the dynamics at play within most of my pickups over the last 3 years…and why women in this region go bonkers for the elusive guy who doesn’t fall victim to the sexual stereotypes and stigmas.

My Most Memorable Moment Of 2014

Aaaaah…what a year it was indeed.

As for picking up women and getting laid, 2014 was actually 1 of my worst years on record. For the Average Joe however, if they had my 2014 stats, it would’ve been record-shattering to say the least.

Be as it may, my most memorable moment of 2014 wasn’t about pickup, but good-old politics.

My political party, The Antigua and Barbuda Labor Party [ABLP], which had been out of power for 10 consecutive years, finally regained power on June 12th, 2014 after a landslide victory [the largest in island’s history] over the then governing political party,The United Progressive Party [UPP], in the general election.

What made this victory of ours [ABLP] so gratifying, is that we were robbed out of winning the 2009 general election [George Bush in Florida style] by the then governing party, the United Progressive Party [UPP].

As the political pundits had predicted, we cruised to election victory on June 12th, 2014 almost 10 to 1 over the governing party.

It’s for that reason why the general-election cycle was the most memorable moment of 2014 for myself.

I re-posted 4 articles in this post, from the election cycle which I heavily participated in.


“Socialkenny Psyched For June 12th, 2014 General Elections In Antigua And Barbuda [+ The Political System Makeup]”

[Originally posted June 4th, 2014]

Vote or Die!!!

Haven’t done a post on (electoral) politics since the last U.S. presidential election showdown between Mitt the Slick and Obama Osama.

Ok, it’s been a heavy-political season within the twin-island state of Antigua and Barbuda.

Politics in the Caribbean is real serious business on every level!

Everyone eats, breathes and shits politics!

Furthermore, virtually everyone participates in some form or fashion: from the elderly down to the toddlers donned in their political-party paraphernalia.

In the Caribbean islands on a whole, politics, especially during an election year, is the greatest spectacle around which usually overshadows every other activity including sports, recreation and entertainment.

It draws a larger following than Basketball, Cricket and Soccer combined [goes to show how politically conscious people are in these parts]!

We take our elections very seriously [“We” being that I was born here and vote here]. So much so that it’s customary for families, friends and marriages to be severed due to political affiliations, partisanship and which way you cast your vote (for which party).

As in the United States where you have the Democrat and Republican parties, there are only 2 major-viable political parties in Antigua and Barbuda: The Antigua and Barbuda Labor Party (ABLP), and The United Progressive Party (UPP).

The independent candidates as expected, are NOT electable nor viable.

In the Caribbean however, unlike the USA, there is no recognized and established Conservative, Liberal, Libertarian, Progressive, etc.

However, if you were to poll all registered voters, they will likely claim to be (social and fiscal) Conservatives. Also note; the Caribbean is an ULTRA Conservative region which makes the Conservative GOP and Tea Party in America look like wannabes. 😯

Now that’s saying a lot!!!!

Liberalism and most liberal ideas, are widely seen as taboo, hedonistic, ungodly and immoral.

For instance, abortion is generally FROWNED upon in the Caribbean and it is a cause for social shame, whereas a girl who had undergone an abortion, is likely to have hid such undertaking from her peers and parents as to avoid a devastating-social stigma which generally follows someone who had aborted a fetus.

Therefore, abortions are pretty much done through the proverbial back door and undercover although a planned parenthood had set up shop a year or so ago.

Another Liberal idea and agenda which is COMPLETELY shunned in Antigua and Barbuda (and the wider Caribbean region), is gay rights, gay acceptance and gay marriage.

A politician in these parts who dares to go public in support of gays, or merely just to verbally recognize their existence (in a positive light), will have committed political suicide and risk being assassinated in some of the more volatile islands such as Jamaica, Trinidad and Guyana [which is in South America, but recognizes itself as an unofficial member of the Caribbean states].

Basically; Gays and Lesbians are NOT recognized by the law, neither society, nor are they treated as having existed but rather a mythical taboo and a shame to society which most either steer clear of (physically) or refuse to acknowledge verbally.

On a further note, gay sex aka buggery, is a crime in the Caribbean and is tantamount to rape…hence the name “Buggery” which means rape!!! There is no such thing as consensual-gay sex between 2 men!!! You can be tossed in prison even for mere speculation of partaking in homosexual sex. It is a serious crime in these parts. So much so that if a neighbor even reports you to the authorities as having gay sex (male on male), you can be arrested, especially so if there are minors living in the household.

Homosexual men generally stay in the closet out of fear of being killed or jailed.

As you would’ve guessed: hate crimes against gays doesn’t exist.

Lesbianism however, as expected, is way more tolerable in Antigua and Barbuda and the wider Caribbean in spite of the ULTRA-Christian Conservative societies which dominate.

It’s commonplace to spot 2 females making out heavily in a bar or nightclub. This is fairly accepted socially by the youths (although frowned upon by the elderly).

On the political end, interestingly though, if you were to poll every single voting adult in the region as to whether he or she identifies with the Republicans or Democrats of the United States, it’s almost guaranteed that he-she would say Democrats.

Quite confusing and contradicting since Democrats identify with Liberals while folks in the Caribbean are staunch Conservatives who contradict core to novel Liberal ideas.

It’s a very perplexing situation to say the least.

The main reason for this sort of rigid Conservatism in the Caribbean is due to the Christian Right aka the Christian Counsel [they basically regulate laws and dictate what should be the social norm].

They have the most sway and say politically and socially, which means they can get a nightclub shut down if they feel that the music is too vulgar [they’ve done this many times].

No politician dares offend or questions the Christian-Conservative Right Wing lest he be unelected or crazy!

Because of the Christian Right, muslim candidates, or persons of other faiths, are generally impossible to get elected to parliament (on the exception of Trinidad and Guyana which have large Muslim and Hindu population).

For a non-Christian, Atheist or Agnostic (as I am) to get nominated, let alone elected to anything, he’d probably have to front as a Christian, essentially concealing his religious beliefs…which brings his integrity into question at the end of the day if he does take that route.

Again, it gets trickier in that the Christian Right virtually runs the legislature and regulates laws and social norms, yet prostitution in Antigua and Barbuda isn’t an offense, and brothels, whore-houses and sex-bars are on public display once the sun sets. So grave contradiction again in what gets regulated and why.

Ok, back to election-season politics!

In Antigua and Barbuda, as in majority of the other islands of the Caribbean, we use the “Parliamentary” system of governance as they do in the United Kingdom and a whole host of other countries around the globe.

Hence, there’s no president nor presidential race in our elections.

We have a “Prime Minister” as the head of state.

This is totally different than having a president, although when you think about it; the USA is really set up like a prime-ministerial system like what we have here (in theory).

The president is really just a front-man and sometimes mouthpiece for Congress who have the real say and sway in U.S. politics, policies and law making.

Therefore, America having an elected president, is really just a bogus show when in fact, they use a quasi-parliamentary system as we do here, in Canada and the U.K.

Anyway, so “Prime Minister” it is and not president.

The reason the head of state is called a “Prime” minister, is because he is the “Prime” or “Primary” minister among other ministers within his political party or cabinet. So he’s not the “sole” minister but the “prime” minister among ministers (plural).

Hence, when it comes to general elections here, and in any other country which has a parliamentary-style system, we don’t elect just 1 candidate or 1 person but it’s broken down within constituencies/districts/parishes.

It’s similar to congressional, gubernatorial or district elections in America in the sense that each state has its own and separate elections.

In the Caribbean or the parliamentary system of government, the general elections (which is held every 5 years and not 4) are a (s)election of numerous candidates [would-be ministers] who would have made up the government once they are elected majority by winning the most seats for their party.

Confused?

My American audience might be very baffled at this point!

Basically, the general election isn’t between 2 candidates or 2 persons, but rather party against party for who can win the most vacant seats for his or her party. So it’s a team of guys (and gals) against another team.

The party which gets the most candidates elected, essentially wins…but not quite. 😯

In Antigua and Barbuda for instance [my birthplace], in my district/constituency, the candidate vying for that vacant seat- for my party [ABLP]- is the Senator Arthur Nibbs, hence the following photos I’d taken of billboards and posters all around my town.

I took this in my area the other day @ a store front.

I took this in my area the other day @ a store front.

I took this the other night @ a public function for the party

I took this the other night @ a public function for the party

My family (maternal and paternal) are also long-time staunch supporters of the ABLP. So party politics and partisanship is very deeply rooted within families.

My grandmother's also a die-hard ;)

My grandmother’s also die-hard πŸ˜‰

The thing is though, when it comes to parliamentary elections in order to decide which party ultimately wins the government [ABLP or UPP in our case] , it depends on how many seats are won and how many seats that the party had won already from previous elections.

To make it simpler: majority does win!

Right now as it stands, there are 17 vacant seats up for grabs.

Whichever of the 2 parties wins the most of those 17 vacant seats on June 12th, then that party ultimately wins the general election. Not 1 person wins [as in a presidency] but 1 party/team of candidates wins [parliamentary].

The Antigua and Barbuda Labor Party [ABLP], my party, is currently in opposition and has been for the past 10 years (2 election cycles).

We’re looking to retake the government from the United Progressive Party [UPP] who has wrecked the twin-island nation over the past 10 years [sounds partisan as fuck…I know].

The UPP who controls the government after winning elections in 2004 and 2009

The UPP candidates who controls the government after winning elections in 2004 and 2009

General elections are held every 5 years opposed to 4 as in the USA.

Now the interesting thing is, whichever party wins the most of the 17 vacant seats, in effect winning the election, the leader of that party, by default, becomes the “Prime”/main minister as the head of state or head of government.

He isn’t elected head of state/prime minister by the voters, but his party instead, after they would have won the elections, selects him to become the “prime/main” minister.

Sounds complex to someone who is used to the simplified-presidential election system.

Having grown up and lived in the United States of America my entire life, I too was puzzled by the parliamentary-style system when I first came home some years ago.

A general election as in the USA is very simple: 2 candidates only in which to vote for, irrespective of where you are located as far as state is concerned.

In Antigua and Barbuda, there are (usually) 34 candidates representing the 2 major parties [17 candidates per party], with 2 candidates representing each of the 17 districts/constituencies [2 candidates consisted of 1 incumbent and 1 opposition].

When each district will have voted for their individual-lone candidate, the votes nationwide are tallied up to then decide through a computation system, which party won most of the 17 seats [so whoever wins 9 or more seats, pretty much wins].

As for my party [ABLP] which is in opposition right now, the 17 candidates are depicted in the below image [1 female]:

Wondering why “Labor” is spelled “Labour”? The system here is modeled of the British’s, where words such as color and labor are spelled as colour and labour, etc. #JustSaying

Since election is a grand spectacle around these parts, leading up to it, both parties usually throw mega rallies, concerts, functions and socials in show of force and solidarity.

It’s like your team against mines which creates a super-interesting atmosphere unlike humdrum-funeral procession like elections held in other parts of the world.

These are some photos from around my district over the weekend and other districts also.

Our slogan overall for 2014 is Ready To Rebuild!

UPP (The United Progressive Party) has wrecked the country for the past 10 years!

UPP (The United Progressive Party) has wrecked the country for the past 10 years!

This girl stopped me to take her pic then bluetooth it to my phone

This girl stopped me to take her pic then bluetooth it to my phone

Socialkenny out to represent!

Socialkenny out to represent!

Custom made LOL

Custom made LOL

ABLP Political rally on the move

ABLP Political rally on the move

ABLP Marching on the current government (UPP) for trying to stall the elections...

ABLP Marching on the current government (UPP) for trying to stall the elections…

A political concert over the weekend

A political concert over the weekend

The leader of the party and would-be next Prime Minister, Gaston Brown

The leader of the party and would-be next Prime Minister, Gaston Brown

Asot Mika'el, a Lebanese parliamentarian & deputy leader of ABLP, vying for his now vacant seat

Asot Mika’el, a Lebanese parliamentarian & deputy leader of ABLP, vying for his now vacant seat

Asot Mika'el, 1 of quite a few Lebanese-Syrian parliamentarians and Senators in Antigua and Barbuda

Asot Mika’el, 1 of quite a few Lebanese-Syrian. parliamentarians and Senators in Antigua and Barbuda

Motorcading through the district of St. Georges in support of Dean Jonas, 1 of our 17 candidates

Motorcading through the district of St. Georges in support of Dean Jonas, 1 of our 17 candidates

Finally, while cruising through the rural areas, I had to get a snap of this fellow-party supporter chick just for the record.

All in all, I just hope that the shady tactics of the government (UPP) won’t rob us of a victory which pollsters have been predicting a win for us (ABLP).

The MP (Minister of Parliament), Asot Mika-‘el [a Lebanese who’d immigrated to Antigua some decades ago], had spoken to that issue in parliament recently, as far as the government attempting to steal the elections as they did in 2009.

Samantha Marshall, the lone female candidate for the ABLP at the Launching of the party’s manifesto.

Some rhetoric by the prime minister, Baldwin Spencer (of the UPP).



“Massive Rally Last Night In Support Of Asot Mika’el, The Arab-Antiguan Candidate For The ABLP + Why Kenny May Never Returned To The USA”

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[Originally posted June 7th 2014]

Why am I posting about politics on a seduction-pickup blog?

Good question:

It’s general election time!

Notwithstanding I’ve been voting here since 2004. Elections will be held on June 12 th. 2014 in Antigua and Barbuda. That is literally less than a week from now, so I’m going all out in support of my party: The Antigua and Barbuda Labor Party (ABLP)!

BTW- I love politics (locally and globally) as much as I love Seduction. Plus it’s only 5 more days till elections are over and it’ll be back to fucking normal on the blog! πŸ˜‰

Ok, so one of our 17 ABLP candidates vying to get reelected, held a massive rally last night.

He’s none other than the Lebanese Arab, Asot Mika’el, a guy who has consistently won reelection over the last 20 years and more (although our party has been in opposition over the last 10 years).

What baffles a lot of people outside of Caribbean politics, is that we have quite a number of parliamentarians and senators who are of Arab descendant, citizenry and were born in the Middle East, as is the case with Asot Mika’el, from Lebanon.

In the English-speaking Caribbean, One does NOT have to be a citizen (born or naturalized) to vote…unlike other parts of the world!

In Antigua and Barbuda particularly, as long as you’ve been a legal resident here for more than 3 years; you are free to register and vote without having to be a citizen. Likewise with running for office, which is why we’ve had tons of Syrian, Palestinian and Lebanese senators, representatives and parliamentarians over the decades.

The island actually has a huge Palestinian, Syrian and Lebanese Christian and Muslim population who have migrated here decades ago with their families, primarily as merchants. But they have totally assimilated into society here where blacks and Arabs coexist and mix without any hiccup or ethnic and religious tension.

It’s a far cry from the tensions in the USA and Europe between immigrants from Arab countries and the citizens, including self segregation and non-integration [not to mention September 9-11 which caused massive scorn towards Arabs in the USA].

In the Caribbean on a whole, Arabs and blacks integrate, mingle, mix, copulate and live together in harmony.

When I first got back home some years ago, my mind was blown as to the free-racial integration and how people of other ethnicity and races can coexist peacefully without racism, classism and favoritism, where everyone was TRULY seen as equals irrespective of their religion, race or ethnicity.

When I weighed my 2 existences, these were the realities I was faced with:

A.) I can either return to the U.S.A. In the near future and have to deal with the bullshit such as social and political hypocrisy, stupid laws, segregation, racism, classism, exclusion and harassment on every level (all based on race, geography and class).

B.) Or I can remain home to enjoy a society where everyone freely mingles: Arabs and blacks, Muslims and Christians co-existing PEACEFULLY in a social and work environment.

C.) I can return to the USA in the near future where freedom and equality are myths, hate crimes based on race, the government stripping away so-called freedoms and rights on a daily basis…

D.) Or, I can stay home in Antigua and Barbuda where we have true basic and fundamental freedoms and rights, where we don’t have to worry about a prying and spying government, rights being taken away unlawfully, police brutality, TSA groping people at the airport and so forth.

I don’t know about you, but as a freedom-loving Aquarian; I like to know that I can drink and drive, drive and text without worrying about cops pulling me over because of some idiot who might have struck a pedestrian while driving and texting. I don’t have to wear a seat belt, I can exceed the speed limit without a ticket, we can drink in public wherever, whenever, without a forethought about public-intoxication laws, prostitution is as commonplace as going into a candy store to buy sweets…

Those little freedoms are why I don’t have the slightest urge to ever return to the USA to have to deal with the bullshit and hypocrisy where groups self-segregate, whites don’t want to live among blacks, blacks and East Indians can’t live among one another, Arabs self-segregate into their own communities, etc.

In the Caribbean, Antigua and Barbuda primarily, whenever Syrian, Lebanese and Palestinian Arabs immigrate here, they adopt our culture, lifestyle, customs, way of life, fashion, etc. with a total assimilation and integration into the black society.

This leads me to the conclusion that racism/prejudice is an American problem and deeply ingrained into the psyche of the American people. Which now makes sense as to why immigrants who migrate to America, naturally self-segregate due to prejudices and a need to avoid racial strife with the white majority.

In the Caribbean (where the African stock is the majority) whoever migrates to this region, will naturally assimilate into the black population and live amongst us PEACEFULLY without fear of racism, prejudices and inequality, unfair treatment as to employment, housing and opportunities.

East Indian Hindus, whites, Asians and Arabs live among us without trepidation.

Would an average America vote a Syrian or Lebanese Arab into government, be he a citizen or not [well he’d have to be a citizen according to their constitution]?

Of course not! Especially given the rise of Islamaphobia over the years. Which once again speaks to the hypocrisy of the average American and his or her government’s policies.

The constituents of St. Phillips, Antigua [99% black], LOVE the hell out of Asot Mika’el, a Lebanese Arab, which is why he has 1 of the longest winning streaks of reelection in the nation’s history.

A very great man, a man of action, down to Earth, beloved, and supports and sponsors everything locally.

Our rivals (The United Progressive Party) who now controls government since 2004, are notorious for slandering Asot on the campaign trail but the man is ever blazing like never before.

I’m confident that we’ll win back the government in less than 6 days when the nation goes to the poll in hopes that we pick up the most vacant and contested seats.

A fellow party supporter who attended the political rally last night for Asot Mika’el, sent me some snapshots of the event.

As the slogan goes: Asot Cares!

Asot Mika'el's campaign manager rallying the support

Asot Mika’el’s campaign manager rallying the support


β€œThe Government Is Broke”? Oh Really? More Election Gimmicks By The UPP”

[Originally posted June 8th, 2014]

One of the talking points of The United Progressive Party’s [UPP], the party which has been in control of the government since 2004, is that the government/state is broke due to the global-economic crisis and the recession from 2008.

Yet, the UPP over the past months leading up to general elections in 5 days, has managed to pay millions of dollars in bringing figures from overseas in order to sway electors.

As the poster below depicts: Yolanda Adams, the award-winning gospel and R&B singers, will be performing in a UPP political rally/concert on the 8th of June (tonight)…4 days before the elections…yet the government has no finance to take care of state business…so they say.

Who knows how much bringing Yolanda Adams here will cost? ❓

Not forgetting to mention that around February, the United Progressive Party (UPP) had rolled out thousands of pairs of custom-made Converse sneakers with the UPP emblem stamped on them, including custom-made baseball caps in the hundreds of thousands. 😯

We wonder how much that had cost?

Yet the government is broke?

One may claim that they’re using the party’s funds…but they haven’t claimed that publicly.

To take it a step further, they recently got Sammy Sosa, the baseball great, to campaign for them in order to win some of the Dominican votes since Antigua and Barbuda has a super large Dominican population for its size.

Traditionally, Dominicans vote for ABLP (Antigua and Barbuda Labor Party) since our party has always been pro-immigration while the UPP has been legislating laws over the past 10 years which is tantamount to mass deportation of Dominicans back to The Dominican Republic.

Hence, it’s no surprise that they’d get Sammy Sosa to do some damage control for them.

Sammy Sosa, the Dominican-born MLB baseball great (L.). Prime Minister Baldwin Spencer on far right

Sammy Sosa, the Dominican-born MLB baseball great (L.). Prime Minister Baldwin Spencer on far right

How much was spent to bring Sammy here to campaign?

We’ll never know…but the country’s broke and the party’s broke.

Gross mismanagement of government funds and a very poor job through various ministries which John Maginley, has passed through.

John Maginley (of Syrian descent), current member of the UPP government seeking reelection

John Maginley (of Syrian descent), current member of the UPP government seeking reelection

As for our party’s funds [ABLP]: we raise them and have declared them publicly so.

As for the UPP’s funds, such declarations haven’t been made publicly.

All in all: the populace is sick of the mismanagement of government funds and the lack of a vibrant economy over the last 10 years due to the likes of Jackie Quinn-Leandro and Joan Massiah to name a few.

Jackie Quinn-Leandro (in yellow), current member of the UPP government, vying for re-election

Jackie Quinn-Leandro (in yellow), current member of the UPP government, vying for re-election

Joan Massiah

Joan Massiah

Be as it may: Thursday will be the defining day. Either the United Progressive Party stays in power or be voted out.

Polls have repeatedly said that it’ll be a landslide victory for the ABLP.

Fingers crossed, full speed ahead with our political leader, Gaston Brown!

BTW, elections were due in March 2014 but the UPP totally disregarded the constitution and dragged out the election to almost 4 months (June 12), as Baldwin Spencer, the prime minister, tries to cling to power.


“We Won”

[Originally posted June 13th, 2014]

We won!!!

Before being sworn in, the new Prime Minister of Antigua and Barbuda, Gaston Browne (middle) with the new First Lady, Maria Browne

Before being sworn in, the new Prime Minister of Antigua and Barbuda, Gaston Browne (middle) with the new First Lady, Maria Browne

The Antigua and Barbuda Labor Party (ABLP) won the general elections of Thursday, June 12th, 2014 by a landslide as predicted by most pollsters!

After 10 years, 2 election cycles of a regressive government rule of the UPP, which brought zero stimulus to the economy, over 25% unemployment rate: the people have fucking spoken!

Voter turnout was over 92% which is super high!

The following graph depicts a map of the election outcome, with ABLP [in red], the new government, while UPP, the government voted out yesterday, being represented in blue.

The red on the graph says it all of the landslide victory!

Of the 17 seats/races, 14 of our candidates won, while the incumbent government (The United Progressive Party- UPP), won only 3 seats/races.

The new Prime Minister, Gaston Browne, has declared today, Friday the 13th, a public holiday…which means Kenny gets to loaf around town and does what he does best: pick up chicks! πŸ˜‰

All in all, it was a vigorous campaign on our part (ABLP)!

My candidate for the constituency I vote in, Arthur Nibbs, had won his seat over the incumbent, Trevor Walker, by literally 1 vote…LITERALLY! 😯

Former Senator, Arthur Nibbs (left) of ABLP, defeats incumbent Trevor Walker (right) of UPP, by 1 vote

Former Senator, Arthur Nibbs (left) of ABLP, defeats incumbent Trevor Walker (right) of UPP, by 1 vote

I'll be wearing this wrinkled shirt all day for victory...a foregone conclusion

I’ll be wearing this wrinkled shirt all day for victory…a foregone conclusion

All of us were shocked that it was so close with our race!

The polls predicted a landslide win for Nibbs in that race, so something went awry: Poll predicts landslide win for ABLP Barbuda race.

Fuck it: a win is a win!

One of the slogans of the United Progressive Party going into the elections was “3 Peat”, being that they won the last 2 general elections [2004 & 2009], albeit they stole 2009’s, George Bush vs Gore style, they were gunning for 3 straight wins but we countered those fuckers!

Word around town has it that they were already printing t-shirts with victory slogans saying “Take That”…as if they were gonna win.

Of our 14 candidates who were victorious at the polls yesterday, the lone female, Samantha Marshall, was among them, as she defeated the incumbent member.

Other winners for the party included, Asot Michael aka “the Lebanese Arab action man”, who won his race by a wide margin!

Asot Michael aka “the action man”, Lebanese-born parliamentarian for ABLP

We did it!

I’m so fucking elated right now!

We all took to the polls yesterday at 6AM, bright and early to cast our votes.

As you can see from my right index finger which I had to dip into ink to signify that I voted, it was all inked up.

It was apparent that we, ABLP, were headed to a landslide shellacking around 10:30 PM, at which point, we had already beaten 4 incumbent members of the United Progressive Party (UPP) government, including their beloved-finance minister, Harold Lovell, who was slated to run for a future Prime Minister bid for the UPP in the near future.

Harold Lovell

Harold Lovell

The former prime minister, Baldwin Spencer, conceded the elections bright and early last night, as his party realized they had no chance of winning.

The new Prime Minister addressed the nation earlier this morning after our huge victory!

We’ll be celebrating all day baby!!!

#ABLP #ABLP #ABLP

All throughout the towns since last night into this morning, we’ve been celebrating the landslide victory of 14 to 3!

The new Prime Minister addressed the nation earlier this morning after our huge victory!

News Links

Opposition ABLP wins general election of June 12 by Caribbean Elections.com

Antigua and Barbuda Labor Party in landslide victory to take the government by Carib News Desk

Prime Minister Baldwin Spencer concedes defeat in general election by The Jamaica Observer