Kenny Flakes On Another Horny Girl Over The WeekendWeekend

Two nights ago, I posted the following status to Facebook.

Who’s carrot girl? A chick whom I’d hooked up with about a week ago, in which she wanted some extra fun, so she took a huge carrot out of her refrigerator and let me fuck her with it. 😯 Hence the name “Carrot Girl”.

In any case, I stood her up Sunday night as I was actually bamging another girl at the time that she wanted to come over for encore.

At least I came up with a decent excuse the following day: ” my phone died”. 🙂 😉

[My texts in green]

Here are the texts which led up to it [the Sunday night flake. My texts in green]

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