Two Lays In 2 Days Marred By Boner Complications And LMR…Part I


Thursday afternoon, a chick whom I’d met a few days earlier came over to my apartment and we sort of hooked up.

Why do I say “sorta”?

I barely got to penetrate her because my cock betrayed me at the most convenient time, coupled with the fact that LMR (Last-Minute Resistance) was high and the lack of stimulation from the condom I wore was yet another monkey wrench in the way of sex.

After things had gotten hot and heavy while lying on the bed in the nude, proceeding my customary hour-long foreplay session, she insisted that I put on a condom…for a blowjob.

This request had shocked the shit out of me!

“Condom for a blowjob”!

I exclaimed to myself.

I then said to her, “I never had a blowjob with a condom on before. It’s impossible for me to get hard that way”.

Girl: “I’ll show you a little trick that a girlfriend of mines told me”.

I halfheartedly handed her the rubber while my dick was limp.

I totally wasn’t expecting to see anything as far as cock stimulation goes.

She clumsily attempted to put the condom onto my limp weiner but bombed.

Girl: “You know how to put it on”?

I said to myself, “OMFG! Since you can’t get the fucking condom on, just blow me without the condom already”!

We wrestled to get the condom on because she fumbled the shit to begin with by putting it on the wrong way.

I eventually was able to slide it on and she proceeded to show me the dick trick that her friend showed her.

By no means was I optimistic about getting a hard-on while wearing a rubber.

This was the 1st time in my life I would’ve ever experienced this.

She grabbed, tugged and sucked with the suction of a vacuum cleaner!

“HOLY fucking shit”!

“It’s amazing”!

She popped, snapped and tugged while pumping my cock with the ferocity of a rabid creature!

She deep-throated the cock like if it were a Vienna sausage!

Within 10 seconds tops my cock was as erect as can be!

She smiled and said, “You see! I know what I’m doing”.

“Damn right you do”!

It was an amazing blowjob! One of the finest BJ’s I ever had to date…and this was with a condom on, and I felt every bit of it!

She persisted and sucked me for about 8-10 minutes, deep-throating me to death!

I actually had to stop her from sucking me because I was about to blow my load before penetrating even happens.

I pushed her off and she insisted on sucking me some more.

She said to me that she hasn’t had sex in 3 months because of issues with her boyfriend.

While erect- with a condom on- I knew I had minimal time before my cock takes a dive, so I tossed her on her back in order to slide it in but she put up resistance as expected.

“Dammit girl! This isn’t the time to play that ‘I’m hard-to-fuck’ bullshit, especially when my dick is wrapped in rubber and is bound to lose its rigidity in seconds.

Every second is like a struggle to keep it alive.

This is no time for dilly-dally!

She said she didn’t plan on having sex: “just oral sex”.

Honestly, I wasn’t perturbed at all since I expected something like this to go down (LMR).

Meanwhile, my dick had already gone limp from the inactivity and latex combination.

I tried everything in my power to get it back up but it just wasn’t working.

I hauled the condom off and told her to suck it, and that would be the only way for me to get an erection.

She told me she doesn’t suck without a condom unless the guy is her boyfriend.

More illogical shit I said to myself: “If you’re going to cheat behind your boyfriend’s back, does it make a quantifiable difference whether you do it safely or not”?

After a while of chitchatter while cuddling, I was able to gain a somewhat hard-on, so I turned her onto her back once more with her legs cocked over my shoulders.

In order to cause more arousal and to get an even more solid erection, I gyrated the head of my cock on her clit while fingering her pussy ever so slightly since she doesn’t like to be fingered.

Although she resisted- tokenly- I forced entry without a condom on.

As the head of my cock entered her snatch, she jumped a bit.

Girl: “You have on the condom”?

I elected to not answer her.

Within a few more pumps, my cock slowly gave out.

I believe this was partly due to bad positioning on both ends.

Had my dick not betrayed me, I would’ve full-on banged her raw.

I frankly gave up on this bang mission and the both of us lie in bed naked for another hour.

Remind you, she came straight to my apartment from work.

She checked her phone and noticed a few missed calls from her boyfriend, “Shit! He’s probably wondering where I’m at since I’m usually home by now”.

I was itching to kick her ass out anyway since I’m not a fan of post-sex cuddling.

She asked if I can get her a cab. I done just so and she left.

That was the Thursday afternoon.

I did beat myself up a little for the all-too-familiar situation of not being able to get my dick hard while wearing a condom.

Nevertheless, I began thinking strategically, looking forward to the remainder of the day.

This chick wanted to come back over in the evening, and to even spend a night and leave to work the Friday morning: from my apartment. 😯

I don’t know how the hell she would’ve finagled that, neither the excuse she would’ve had to cook up for her boyfriend.

In any case; do I really want to see this chick again…and so soon?

“Nah”!

I’d rather hit up the club and see what goes down as far as a same-night lay/one-night stand pull.

This chick can wait another day.

2 thoughts on “Two Lays In 2 Days Marred By Boner Complications And LMR…Part I

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  1. LMAO! I’m sorry King, remember when I started my blog and I’d describe such incidents. At that time, it had never hit you before, recently, its on your back. I had chlamydia in December and since then, I’ve been religious about condoms, and I can keep it up. Kenny, I’d say the issue is probably mental, you just gotta find a way to get aroused while wearing a condom.

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    1. That’s true…I remember not having big issues with this. Now it’s like a curse I can’t get away from lol 😦 . But definitely mental. The next field report will address this

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