A Weekend Of Cock-Blocks & Orbiters


“Why cock-block if you don’t intend to capitalize somehow”?

Over the past weekend, I experienced an unusual amounts of cock-blockery and attempted set-sabotages, so much so that it was worth blogging about.

There exist 2 types of cock-blockers: the indirect blockers and the direct blockers.

I am as much ticked off about both types even though circumstances dictate which plays which part in a cock-block.

The direct blocker is very well known: he consciously decides that he will sabotage another guy’s opportunity at banging a particular girl.

The indirect blocker happens to inadvertently cock-block due to not much fault of his own. Instead of excusing himself and allow the other guy to game on, he would stand there as a wedge, making it difficult for the other guy to game the girl.

This happens often in the nightclub or crowded venues.

I would approach a girl and there would happen to be some guy passively standing next to her minding his own business.

As the girl and I get into the conversation swing of things after the ice-breaker, you would think that any sensible and socially aware person would give a bit of space.

An indirect cock-blocker would actually stay there [often times oblivious] and make himself an obstacle instead of simply stepping aside since he wasn’t chatting with the girl anyway.

I mean, why make yourself look like a fucking 3rd-wheel!?

Anyway, that is least of my concerns.

What irks me is when a guy purposely cock-blocks without any intention to take the girl to bed…nor to pick her up for that matter.

Brit Field Report

Last night, I’d picked up a British MILF who has been here on island for about 4 days with a week or so remaining.

Coming from the grocery store, I cold approached her, hit it off great as usual and decided to walk her home since she was staying somewhere nearby.

We had about a half-hour chat before we made it to her gated duplex.

My plan was to hang out at her place and possibly lay her.

She was actually open to the suggestion [hanging at her place] which was why I walked her all the way home.

As we approached the residence, some random-looking dude was waiting by the gated entrance:

Girl: “Oh no”!

Me: “What’s up”?

Girl: “Why is he here again”?

“He”, meaning the dude waiting at the gate.

She told me it was a long story and that it was best I take her # and hit her up the following day when things would’ve been sorted out.

As vague as it sounded; I relented, got the digits and left.

I texted her minutes later so that she has my number, remembers my name and stores those details.

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The “sweet talk” part was an inside joke from the conversation we had where she accused me of being a sweet-talker and of wanting to come to her abode to serenade her with some sweet talk.

Anywho, not long after, she rings my phone [because she doesn’t like texting] and explained the situational logistics.

The guy whom we met at the gate, she said, is a friend of a relative.

The first day she arrived, this “relative” introduced her to the other guy as somewhat of a chaperon to help her out, run errands, get acquainted with the place, etc.

However, she’s been trying to avoid/evade him because “he’s weird” [her words], so she essentially snuck out to the grocery store alone, leaving him behind at the hostel, under the guise that she went out to smoke a cigarette.

That was the reason/excuse she gave him in order to get away.

Had she told him that she was off to the store, being her designated companion and keeper [appointed by a relative who had booked her trip], he would’ve insisted on accompanying her…which she didn’t want.

Anyway, so that was the situation last night after I pulled the sex British MILF.

Did I think her story was fabricated and the random guy at the gate was a possible boyfriend or sorts?

I actually buy her story.

She had zero reason to lie to me [complete strangers] and to not say that “this is my boyfriend” or someone she’s seeing.

Hence, I believe that he’s just a friend of her relative, and the relative wanted to hook him up with the visiting Brit.

Pretty much: that was the explanation I gathered from her.

As someone who’s been here quite often [hooking up with visitors and tourists], I knew exactly what happened.

Since her relative has booked her trip and made preparations for an affordable hostel to stay, she somewhat felt indebted to her male relative for organizing her trip.

As part of this arrangement, the male relative likely said to her, “I know this good guy, a good friend of mines, and I would like you to meet him when you get here. He can take you around town, shopping, help you with this and that, bla, bla, bla”.

Most naturally, the girl will have agreed since she feels a sense of indebtedness.

It’s a classic case of where a friend looks out for a not-so-fortunate friend by hooking him up with a girl who is off-limits for himself [like a close family member].

Hence, the girl gets squeezed between a rock and a hard place.

She doesn’t quite like the setup [a minus] and the guy turns out to be a weirdo [an added minus]. But there’s nothing she could’ve done about this besides go along with the flow.

Now here’s the even more interesting part. Last evening when we arrived at her gate and met the indirect cock-blocker waiting outside like an overseer about to crack the whip out, the reason why the girl could not have just told him to fuck off or blatantly ignore him for me, again goes back to the girl’s relative and her hands being tied.

Had she done that, the guy would’ve just phoned his friend [the relative] and told him what went down; “your relative is hooking up with another guy when she should’ve been hanging out with me as we all agreed on”. Then her relative would’ve phoned her and likely given her an earful or at least express disappointment with her.

Thus to avoid all this, she allows the weirdo guy to hang around since she cannot ditch him to hang out with someone else.

That is where the cock-block comes in.

Apart from the girl not being interested, this guy isn’t trying to get laid in the first place…so I was told by her.

This isn’t uncommon by any stretch of the imagination.

Therefore, you have a case where the girl wants to have fun but the guy doesn’t corporate because that isn’t his style [to be sexual]. So the only purpose he serves is essentially that of the cock-block.

Here I am today being cock-blocked [albeit indirectly] out of almost-sure sex because of some a-sexual guy who really “WANTS” to fuck this hot MILF, but is too afraid to make a move.

This now calls for a Plan B.

Since it’s somewhat difficult to see her at her temporary residence [because the orbiter is always hanging around], my only viable option is to see her out…somewhere…as in to set something up whereby she meets me at a designated spot.

This is also tricky because the tag-along aka cock-block aka orbiter aka overseer, doesn’t quite release her out of his sight.

The only way is arguably to do something similar to what she did yesterday evening: sneaking off.

If I somehow get her to jump on board with this later, then my goal is pretty simply: try to shag her!

On a final note, it just sickens me to the core when guys cock-block without trying to get laid themselves.

It’s like some men are satisfied knowing that they prevented another girl from being whisked away into the arms of a sexual guy who may try to sleep with her.

In fact; that is it!

“If I can’t fuck her, then nobody else will”!

On that note; I’ll keep you posted!

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