Put Out Of Commission – Setback To My Lay-Count

Years back, I wrote a controversial article- which ironically- is the most read on this website:

Why you’ll regret banging that virgin girl.

Basically, 1 of the bullet-point of that article was how sleeping with a virgin may do more harm than good…particularly because her vagina would not have ever been penetrated. So the hymen [a protective linen inside the vaginal canal of a virgin], as it is being broken away by penile penetration, may cause some erosion of the outer layer of the penis…i.e. the head.

In plainer words: the head of your cock may get bruised by the tightness of the vagina itself.



That is the primary reason why I don’t do virgins…apart from the other significant turnoffs such as lack of sexual experience, tears, stop-and-go, bleeding, etc.

Shagging a girl who’s a virgin is at times akin to fucking a pussy which has sandpaper coated along the walls of her vagina.

It can be treacherous upon the dick!

In the moment of sex while the adrenal cortex is releasing its stuff; you won’t actually feel (much) pain or irritability as the guy.

However, it is days later when the sores, bruised and markings of fucking a tight vagina will have appeared.

A virgin vagina is like a non-lubricated vagina.

Now, try shoving your cock into a dry pussy just to give you a greater sense of what it’s like to shag a virgin who’s tight down there.

Ok, so why all the talk about virgins?

Did I happen to shag a virgin who put my ass out of commission…sexually?


However, I did recently sleep with a girl who was extremely tight and dry below.

Some weeks ago, I managed to sleep with a girl whom I’d been eyeing for some time now.

I was urged to wear a condom so I did just that.

Somewhere along the way of intercourse as she climaxed, her vaj ran dry so she grabbed the KY jelly for some artificial lubrication.

Note: For those who aren’t that sexually experience, after a girl will have came, her vagina usually dries up…though not completely.

It is the equivalence to a guy blowing his load then having a limp dick immediately afterwards.

Anyway, so I made her cum, she came but I continued fucking her doggy style- trying to climax myself. 😦

The lubricant only managed to fucking dry the vagina out even more.

Something about artificial water and oil based lubricant that makes the sex more rough and it creates a bigger strain of the phallus opposed to providing for a smother ride.

At that point, the head of my cock was already feeling a tab bit irritated from the friction of the lube, dry vagina and the condom itself.

I took the fucking condom off and began to penetrate her raw.

I managed to cum…I think, but my cock was feeling a bit tender as I was pounding away inside of a dryish hole for about 25 minutes.

As I touched on earlier, because of the adrenaline and hormonal flow in the body, irritability and pain will not have been piercing right after sex.

Days later however, the affects of it became apparent as the head of my cock wore minute lacerations to show for sex nights ago. Not only on the head itself, but the supporting skin below the shaft was also bruised up with minor breaking.

Ok, so that’s the bad news here: my dick is sore, swollen, bruised up, and every time I take a piss, the residual urine usually burns the living daylights out of me! 😯 😯

I’m even hesitant as hell to take pisses now…just because it burns so much whenever urine droplets get into the bruises! πŸ˜† 😦

It’s the 3rd week and I’m unable to have sex without pain…so I just refrain from sex altogether to try to heal myself.

What really irks me is that since this unfortunate incident which has me out of the sex game, I’ve lots tons of opportunities for sex with other and new girls.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😑

This is 1 of the great dichotomy of life, where when you’re able and ready to handle certain tasks, opportunities infrequently present themselves.

Contrarily, when you’re out of commission and just not able to tackle anything, that is when life hurls all the opportunities in your face…when you’re ill-equipped to act. 😦

Thus is my current dilemma.

I had the chance for sex with new girls on about 5 different occasions since my debility.

Though I abhor dates: girls who were flaking on me prior, all of a sudden wanted to go out.

It’s as if they sense for some odd reason that I cannot fuck them, so they now want to entertain the idea of going on a so-called date.

Is this bad karma fucking me or what!?

I’ve even had to defer/decline a business offer by my boss which would have allowed me to travel to another Caribbean island on behalf of the company that I work for.

I had already ran my online-game gambit and met 3 girls from that undisclosed island who were DTF as a muthafucker!

You can check out a video of mines where I outlined such a strategy to getting laid while traveling.

Therefore, I felt that it would’ve been a gross waste of time to go on the trip and not been able to fuck any girls [hope my boss doesn’t find this post πŸ˜‰ ].

In the meantime, I’ve been using 2 brands of ointments including vaseline before I go to bed.

The jury is out on whether they’re actually working or not. But I can’t say that I see a difference as far as healing is concerned.

I objective is to get the cuts to dry out.

However, how is that possible when the ointments and bathing water keep the scrapes fresh and moist?

Either I’ll have to not bathe at all for about 2 weeks or get a protective cup for my dick whenever I bathe so that it doesn’t get wet…which makes for a stinky dick. ❓

As I ponder solutions and ways to get healed As soon as possible, sex is passing me by with every twinkling of an eye!

I’ve even had to flake a girl [stand her up] earlier in the week due to my dick disability. πŸ™‚

Remember the Canadian MILF I wrote about just days ago?


Well, I had to forfeit pursuing the lay altogether.

She had wanted me to stop by her place but I flaked out after agreeing.

I’m not in the business of hanging out for hanging-out sake.

Anyone who has some tips on how to get this remedied, feel free to drop them in the comment section of the post.

3 thoughts on “Put Out Of Commission – Setback To My Lay-Count

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  1. Lol! Kenny, don’t you fear going raw dog? I did that for the 2nd time in my life and feck I regretted it soooo much!


    1. Lol we talked about it before. Fear? No. Pregnancy? I’m a master at pulling out. On another note, it’s really difficult for me to maintain a hard on with a condom on. So how did it happen with your situation?


      1. Lol that’s the thing, I don’t know if you followed my drama with the Nello woman, but yeah I remember while fucking she said “I’m taking it off” and I was too gone to even think twice.

        It was nice! My only fear was diseases and shit, God that kept me up.

        Now, the other reason why I regret it is, I banged a fattie about two weeks ago and I lost my boner midway. Lol that never happened to me before. Then once I removed my condom, the dick went up like a raging monster, then I wrapped it up and finished her off. But now, I fear tasting the flesh was fucked up because its like rubber sucks big time now!
        Sincerely Yours.


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