Field Report: Sexy Canadian MILF @ Her Place [05-27-2013]

A photo of the MILF which I'd intentionally distorted

A photo of the MILF which I’d intentionally distorted

I’m currently writing this post (via mobile) as I leave from the MILF’s abode while trying to maneuver my way towards the bus stop in order to get home.

Ok, let’s get to the details of the field report.

Confusion, Flaky, Anxiety, Stalkerish…?

She’s currently here in the islands on vacation, I picked her up about a week ago, forgot that I even had her # until yesterday morning so I gave her a call and we set up a meeting for 7:30 PM @ her hotel suite (which she gave me directions to).

5:00 PM, sent her a reminder text and she confirmed that we were still on.

7:45 PM, called her, no answer, flake bells start to go off!

I said to myself “fuck it, she gave me the directions and address to her hotel room, I don’t need a confirmation call to let her know that I’m on my way”. So I headed over to the hotel suite.

Checked in, submitted pertinent details @ front desk, then made my way toward her suite… then overheard 2 voices coming from her abode; a male’s and hers.

Fuck; she has company!!!

Decided to call her phone but my fucking prepaid minutes were DONE- and I couldn’t even text her!

Double Fuck!

She happened to look out the suite and seen me there waving then invited me in.

The dude whom she was talking to was her brother, she introduced us, and she said that he was staying the night to keep her company being that she’s here alone.

He excuses himself to another room.

The Dialogue:

Chat started off with the most mundane of things: iPod, music and Facebook!

Then I playfully busted on her for not having any red wine for her guest (me) and being a horrible caterer.

She says she doesn’t drink, so it never dawned on her to order any alcohol.

Lights were dimmed while we flipped through some of her Facebook photo albums (on my phone).

She told me how her skin was semi irritated from mosquito bites, so I took it as an initiative and green light to start caressing her skin [you must think wise guys].

She allowed the KINO (touching) to take place as I was caressing her shoulders and forearm while pretending to inspect her mosquito bites [call me slick Rick for this one].

This sort of physical contact went on for about 45 minutes: from me sitting behind her kissing her all over her shoulders, neck and back while I ran my hands down her waist and hips.

On 3 occasions, she stops me by playfully pulling away and jumping from the sofa then say to me:

“It’s getting late and I’m really tired”.

I immediately knew that it was ASD in action (her Anti-Slut Defense).

Long story short, I told her to walk me to the door, I pinned her up against the wall and kissed her few times.

Sort of like this, but with more gusto and dominance with 1 of her hands pinned up against the door

Sort of like this, but with more gusto and dominance with 1 of her hands pinned up against the door

What Went Wrong [Logistics]:

Nothing went wrong actually!

Everything was done according to the book on my part.

Perhaps I took too long to get physical (over an hour and a half in), but everything else was quintessential seduction.

However, logistics weren’t in my favor at fucking all!!!

Try having sex with a girl whom you’d met days ago, meeting for the 1st. time since the initial pickup, with her brother 20 yards away in the next room.

To top it off; this MILF has a kid who was in her room sleeping, so we were literally relegated to the sofa in the living room area of the suite…which I was totally fine with [Kenny fucks anywhere!]

I tried pulling her to the room, and that’s when she told me that her kid was in there sleeping so that would be a bad idea.

I’m like WTF; didn’t even know she had a kid!

This is 1 major obstacle of banging mommies; kids will inadvertently get in the way of the bang attempt.

So the sofa it was!

Two major-logistical challenges:

1: A sleeping kid in her room.

2: A sleeping sibling (her brother) in the other room.

Last Minute Resistance Factor

There’s an old concept in seduction dubbed the LMR, which speaks to a woman’s inherent tendency to resist a guy’s sexual advances before sex actually happens [a virtual mating ritual of cat and mouse].

Though I don’t necessarily consider this to be a case of true LMR- it was however.

Whenever my hands ventured up her sun dress (which she allowed), at a certain point, she would say:

“We can’t do this and you know why”.

Beats the hell out of me as to why we can’t do this!

At other junctures while I stood behind her stroking her waist line and buttocks while kissing her on the exposed parts of the shoulders, she would jump up suddenly:

“Did you hear that”!?

Just like this actually

Just like this actually

Then she’d get up from the sofa to see if her brother was eavesdropping on us.

It’s pure-illogical bullshit! But that is how LRM (Last Minute Resistance) plays out.

It’s a last-ditch attempt by the girl to repel sex, although her vagina might have been burning in anticipation of your cock.

She has to pretend as though she doesn’t want it…or doesn’t want it that bad [granted if you hadn’t slept with her yet]!

Learning From Failed Attempts:

First off; there’s no such thing as failure in pickup.

Every situation should be looked at as a learning experience for the next time.

Reality is, certain factors might be out of your hands:

•She’s on her period,

•She hasn’t shaved her crotch area in 2 months,

•Her room is in a mess and she doesn’t want you to see and judge her as a slob,

•She secretly has a boyfriend or husband and is having second thoughts about screwing you, etc.

Read: 6 reasons women flake on dates by Tenmagnet.

Therefore, whenever you do come up short guys (just as I did last night), don’t look @ it as something you might have done wrong and didn’t do correctly.

50/50 Chance is; it was out of your hands, and you actually did everything right!

My only bad play was that I took too fucking long to escalate and get sexual with her.

We were there @ her place (the suite) for about 3 hours, and it took me about an hour and a half to get sexual (physically), though I did KINO (touching) from about 20 minutes in.

The old adage of “nothing beats a try but a failure”, applies here FULLY in my case.

Sure I went home with a minute case of blue balls [just kidding], but on a psychological level: I was pumped @ the effort and the fact that I tried and tried and tried until it was apparent that something beyond my control was hindering sex that night [for instance: her menstrual cycle, etc.].

A psychological boost sure feels better than heading home not knowing what could’ve happened.

Had I just sat there the entire 3 hours and got crippled with anxiety and not escalate at all; I would’ve gone home beating myself the fuck up for being a pussy and not even trying.

Though I never really suffer from failure to act in such a case, but it serves as a guideline for guys who aren’t that confident in pulling the trigger.

At 1 point during the night while I was caressing her feet, she said:

Just like this Bieber foor caress on Selena Gomez but more sensual

Just like this Bieber foor caress on Selena Gomez but more sensual

“Most men are scared and intimidated and don’t go after what they want”.

Duh!

She damn sure wasn’t talking about me!

She said she had a guy over nights before (through mutual friends), but he never made the slightest move on her during the entire night [go figure].

You definitely don’t wanna be that guy.

Chicks will respect your attempts to get into their panties, and loathe you as a Beta-Male pussy for not trying to.

Anywho, we have another meet-up set up for tonight [Tuesday], so hopefully she would’ve rectified what wasn’t done last night [perhaps give her brother the boot and get a sitter for her kid].

What will I do differently tonight?

Nothing!

Well actually, I would work more @ getting her turned on verbally first [taking a page out of Paul Janka’s book].

Last night, I went physical without the verbal. Tonight, I’ll verbally turn her on then get physical [the old switcheroo].

I’m a pro at phone sex, so I should’ve used my verbal tactics to drive her crazy since KINO (touching) alone didn’t suffice.

Wish me luck tonight guys!

21 thoughts on “Field Report: Sexy Canadian MILF @ Her Place [05-27-2013]

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  1. Few things.

    Nice field report.

    1 did you employ the throwback PUA tactics of chilling back and re engaging like rsd Tim would say?

    2 Did you ever verify if she was on her menstruals?

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  2. @socialK those bitches are professional liars so I wouldn’t put it past her that there was other nefarious shady reasons why she didn’t wann hook up that night. The ones you gave was quite logical and made mad sense though, but all I’m saying if the bitch didn’t wan to hook up then why invite you over?

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    1. OHHH, GOD FORBID SHE HAVE ANY OTHER REASONS NOT TO SPREAD HER LEGS FOR THIS NIGGA.

      Yeah, she probably has a life, unlike you people.

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    1. Aren’t you too young to be posting on here, or did you just not pay enough attention in English class to be able to write basic words like ‘following’ and whatever else the fuck you said?

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    1. LMAO yea I’m a MILF love so it’s all good. Good looking out for stopping by Mr. Outlaw. My mobile internet service is fucking up right now so I can’t even have good connection for 2 minutes so I haven’t been on the forum since last evening.

      I’ll check your site tomorrow.

      Keep doing those ill tattoos lol!

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  3. Brother in one room, and kid in another…yeah, that would be really hard to pull off. Hopefully she clears some logistics for you next time you see her. otherwise she is wasting your time!

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    1. Yep! That’s what I was hoping that she would handle all of those things. Well, yesterday went and came. Our schedules didn’t mesh so we weren’t able to meet. She leaves for Canada Friday so we have 2 more days to make it happen.

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    1. It’s hard to explain. Why would you even doubt that? Although my minutes were finished that same moment, I still was able to use the net. It’s complicated to explain.

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      1. Your phone died from being in your presence. It resuscitated itself once you finished your unlawful acts, and is now trying to fix any errors from said experiences.

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