As if a sign from a heavenly being, I was inspired to do something ‘EXTREMELY’ fun: browse through my Facebook-friend list.
Ok, I know I over-hyped that a bit…
Anywho, I came across some ridiculously- cute faces [HB8’s-10’s] that’d make the Average-Frustrated Chump pop an instant boner, grab a tube of Vaseline and start wacking off.
To the contrary: seen quite a few busted faces that’d send a dick nose diving. Which made me wonder if I was in a drunken stupor when I actually added these chics or sent a friend request [shit happens].
Tryna find a method to this madness, I noticed a strange trend developing with the girls in my online- social network; I chose hot bodies over cute faces [more times than not].
This actually transcends into my personal life when I’m out sarging in the streets picking up girls. I have a propensity to chose a nice ass, boobs and legs over a cute face, nice smile, eyes and lips.
Now as I think about it, even as I go through the contacts in my crappy iPhone, my POF dating profile, Facebook, Twitter…75% of the girls are LESS cute in the face, but have a sexier body [whatever sexier means to me].
The girls that are extremely cute in the face, have un-attractive bodies.
I mean, even when I’m out on the town or shopping somewhere: if a semi-cute girl walks my direction, I’m inclined to look below the neck to see what she’s working with. And usually- her body is off the fucking chain!!!!! She either has nicer boobs, nicer ass, sexier legs, which would cajole me to stop her and seduce her!!!
Same scenario, but if an EXTREMELY- cute girl was walking my way, but her tits were too small, not bouncy like basketballs, her legs weren’t that shapely, her hips and ass weren’t to my liking…I would totally keep walking without an inclination to stop her!!!
So I’m virtually attracted to a hotter body [tits, ass, hips, legs] than a cute face. Faces don’t turn me on much [just 15% out of the overall attraction in my book].
I find that most guys are to the contrary: they prefer a cute face, even though the girl has a LESS sexy body.
Does this mean I’m a lover of ugly women [SMDH]?