What is it with Big-Black Women and these names?

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Ok, I’m not gonna win any fans with this post: especially not any female fans. And definitely not any black-female fans.

I can already foresee the hate mail rolling in by the bunches! And exes who’ve put on some extra pounds deleting me as Facebook friends over this shit.

But…it’s whateva man!

Oh- before I start my mini-tirade, I just wanna give acknowledgements to my man Reemachronicles for inspiring this short post[sorry if I sold you out bro’-lol].

Funny thing too happened last night. A Facebook friend of mine from Vancouver [who happens to be a BIG girl], she blew the fuck up on me about a post I wrote the other day! She claimed I was disrespectful, insensitive, rude, and that she will never talk to me again!

Typically, I would take preemptive measures and delete such headache. But since I’ve been on a rampage as of late [deleting fat girls and being deleted by them], I kept a cool head.

Anyway, What is it with fat sister/black girls coming up with all these pseudonyms to describe themselves!?

One minute, they are DIVAS and princesses…Give me a fucking break!!!

Haven’t we all heard the following names & terms that fat girls use for themselves [ego, insecurities and compensations]?

Plump
Thick
BBW(big beautiful woman)
Fluffy
Heavy-set
Plus-Size
More to Love
Healthy[lol what a contradiction]
Hefty Girl
Juicy
Full

Ok, those were the physical attributes. Now let’s get to the personality aspects that they chose to refer to themselves [which is all based on compensating and vanity].

Diva
Goddess
Black Queen
Bitchy
Strong
Secure(lol)
Assertive
No-nonsense
Beautiful
Take no shit
Queen Bitch

And the list could go on and on…Y’all get the damn picture!

I’ve also noticed that the 3 names they try to avoid like the plague, are actually the most accurate: BIG, FAT and CHUBBY.

A while ago on Facebook, I posted a status asking, “Why are heavy girls so opposed to being called BIG”?

4 quote on quote ‘heavy’ girl commented. But nome of them had a rational reason why they’re offended being described as big. They just said that it isn’t nice, it’s disrespectful and a No-No,bla,bla,bla…

Actually, 1 of the big girls I had a recent fall out with on twitter & FB, she the actual girl in the pic above on this post.

She won’t be pleased with me using her pic’-but fuck it! Her face is disguised anyway [and I doubt she reads my so-called misogynistic blog anymore-according to her].

So she basically cursed me out on twitter saying that she’s classy, assertive, highsidity, bitchy, secure with her weight…

I never dissed her prior, but she’d checced out my blog (after seeing a link), then unloaded on me, trying to convince me that she’s the BOMB and queen bitch.

CONCLUSION

The main theme I express to these BIG girls [to be politically correct], is that they should be accepting of themselves. Not every girl can have a Zumba-fit body. So accept it and move the F on, opposed to compensating and whining.

Kill that false persona! And remove that proverbial mask shielding your insecurities behind an attitude of, “I’m a Diva, I’m a bitch, I’m a queen”.

Most of all, fat girls should know when to be humble. And this goes for black girls mainly, who seem to be the most insecure when it comes to being fat.

A white fatty would more say, “I’m big, I’m plus-sized”.

But a sister LMAO!!!

She has to get all elaborate with it and extra with it: “I’m a queen, I’m fluffy…

Shut the F*** up and face reality!

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The Diva on the right got offended by my writings also.

TV Match-Makers Give Shitty-Dating Advice

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It’s no secret that women give the worst dating advice in the world. Well actually- it is an anomaly, since everyone would assume that a woman would be most qualified to give dating tips on how to seduce a woman. But that’s a story for another time [women being shitty at seduction tips].

Don’t ask me why, but I’m addicted to watching those bullshit-ass “Match Maker” shows on cable, like Patti Stanger’s Millionaire Match Maker (on Bravo), and Steve Ward’s Tough Love (on VH1).

How many of these AFC’ish reality shows do they have on TV anyway!!!?

Just last week, I found out about another one called “Why am I still single”? The match-maker in this one is named Siggy Flicker- another female.

I like their no-nonsense approach to critiquing their clients on style, fashion and such. But in general, their advice to men is fucking horrible! Advocating pedestaling the women! What!!!

I watched an episode where Siggy scold 1 of her male clients for flirting on the date! In this regard, I love Patti, ’cause she’s always encouraging the guys to k-close the girl and actually KINO lol.

But in most case, they advocate playing it safe, pedestaling and chivalry to the max [SMDH]. Better off taking advice from watching Sitch & them on Jersey Shore bang hotties. ‘Cause it’s not in the guy’s interest to wine and dine some random chic on the first date, then play it safe and hope that she’d want to see you again: only for you to do the same pedestaling shit AGAIN!

Rather than advising guys to keep it light and crawl first, they’re prodding them to act all LTR on day 2’s (SMH). Taking advice from commercial match-makers would have guys turn into true wussbags & doormats.

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Another “FAT” girl deletes me as Facebook friend

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Why are fat girls so insecure, vain and over reactive!?

The shit that petite women would not take offense to, these mammoths just can’t seem to keep their head on and act like normal people.

Fuck being politically correct right now as I usually am!</strong<

Fat girls suck donkey balls!

Why add me as your Facebook friend if you’re then gonna be offended by my insights on dating or religion?

Ok, a fat girl added me as her Facebook friend just 2 days ago (we do have like 30 mutual friends so WTH).

As expected, we went through the , “do we know each other” BS (since we had so many mutual friends).

Some where down the line (earlier today), I’d mentioned that I blog and give pick-up advice.

Next thing, she’s talking about how I psycho-analyze ppl and that I misjudge ppl a lot and that If I judge her, it’s my business.

What!!!!

Where the fuck did this come from lol!?

Do I hear “Fat-Girl Complex” [you can read that article here:Fat-Girl Complex], which I controversially blogged about the other day!?

Anyway, at this point, I’m jaded and fed up that I’d even entertained this convo.

So then I said to her,”seems like you have ADD since you’re rambling from topic to topic. I don’t like wasting my time [at this point, I’m tryna be civil opposed to just ignoring the witch]”.

Convo gets diverted to occupation, I told her what I do on a day to day basis (which is full of activities).

Then she hits me with a classic fat-girl excuse for not doing shit with herself, “Well I don’t have time to do anything since I’m always driving from one part of the NY state to another.

At that point, I was gonna get real ballsy with the sarcasm and say, “Wow- no shit you drive all day. No wonder you’re grossly overweight”.

But the Gods of restraint held my tongue and fingers back from typing that!

Anywho, she ends up saying to me that I cannot handle a sarcastic woman who jokes around.

She was tryna say that she said something to me jokingly and I didn’t see the joke in it, so I disrespected her.

I never recalled blatantly nor remotely disrespecting her.

And why the fuck do fat girls always believe that sarcasm is a plus or a good thing for women to have!!?

Long story short: she says, “have a blessed life and we’ll catch up another time.

I went to replying but my message wasn’t going through.

Then FB said something to the effect that this person had blocked me and defriended me.

Cool!!!

But what the fuck! There I go being polite and friendly, accepting a friends request from someone I’m not sexually attracted to, spoke to her just to be nice and not an insensitive asshole as I can be…then the mammoth trips out for I don’t know what reason!!!

Aaah man! When will fat girls or plus-sized girls stop being so friggin sensitive and melodramatic?

Ever got caught blogging about a girl?

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Did a little brainstorming
And came up with this interesting topic.

I know my boy Reema got busted few times (I believe), for blogging about a girl he had gamed or banged.

In fact, I think he said it actually ruined the situation, where the girl felt a bit leery then started back peddling.

Sorry if I read it wrong Reema lol.

Anyway, so far I’ve blogged indirectly about 3 girls [if my mind serves me right]: using pseudonyms/nicknames to avoid any backlash.

I frankly don’t have shit against posting any chic’s name in my blog. As far as I see it,I would’ve been giving her some publicity, so she shouldn’t harbor any malice with that ultimately.

Getting ready to write an interesting post on an OYD (object of my desire) who’s been playing some serious cat & mouse with me.

Curious to know if any other guy in the bloggersphere has had any negative backlash. Or some chic threatening to sue them or something.

Check out the PUA acronym and term page to familiarize yourself with the lingo used on this website

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