You’re not a real man if you haven’t…
1.) Fucked a hooker!!
*It seems counter-intuitive that a guy who has skills getting ass will ever barter money for pussy. Nevertheless, show me a Pick-Up Artist or Natural player who has never fucked a prostitute and I’ll show you where Noah buried his ark!
*Every real Alpha-Male I know personally (over the past 20 years), had fucked a couple hookers. This is sort of an initiation into manhood [however left unspoken].
*I’ve banged a generous number of prostitutes during the past 5 years. Of course I didn’t have to, but the allure of forbidden women and doing something risky is a core part of every Real Man’s lifestyle.
*This is sort of like a father who takes his son to a strip-club for his 18th.birthday to get a lapdance; essentially initiating him into manhood.
*I didn’t make the rules; just noting them.
You’re not a real man if…
2.)You haven’t gotten any kids.
*What is a man if he has no progeny to show for it? A waste of fucking life and semen! After all, we were put here to be fruitful and multiply [if you subscribe to religious philosophy].
*Any man who’s been fortunate enough to attain the age of 30 in such a volatile world and yet to impregnate a female, should be castrated or shot dead and disposed of [ok that was a bit dramatic ]!
*The old-male saying of, “I don’t want any kids…they’re only gonna hinder me from making money…”, is just a fucking lame excuse [which I was making also].
*Once again, every real Alpha-Male I know of, have a kid or 2 (some even have a mini clan).
You’re not a real man if you…
3.) Have never been kicked out for non payment on rent.
*Every Alpha I know has once or twice been in untenable situations where he’d neglected to keep up monthly payments and got booted by his landlord (or threatened to).
*Not that Real Men are irresponsible pricks unable to adhere to obligations. But a Real Man does periodically fall into lapses and phases in life where he says, “Fuck Obligations”!!! The general notion that Alpha Males/Real Men always handle responsibilities is BULLSHIT!!! All Real Men I know are blaze` and nonchalant when it comes to obligations.
You’re not a real man until…
4.) You get severed and fired from your day job!
*All Real Men will have been fired at least once in their lifetimes. Not because of unproductivity, but due to a Beta-Male employer, who for some reason, wanted him gone. Or perhaps a joint operation by his fellow employees to get him fired.
*Perhaps a he had a Feminist-leaning supervisor who couldn’t cope with a manly-man who doesn’t give a fuck about women’s rights.
You’re not a real man if you’ve never
5.) Cussed out your employer and walked off the job.
*In relation to point #4; Real Men/Alpha-Males, will always be envied, despised and secretly hated by others. If everyone @ your workplace gets along with you fine and dandily, then you’re obviously a pussy Beta-Male chode who’d do anything to be liked and accepted[conformist mentality].
*In my now 10-year work history (started working at 20), I’ve quit 4 jobs and went out in a blaze of glory by telling the owner, foreman and employer to suck my black cock! Real Men don’t keep a job just because. He’d gladly prefer to starve and be homeless than to be an underpaid punching-bag for his employer and co-workers.
You’re not a real man if…
6.) You’d never contracted a Sexually- Transmitted Disease.
*I didn’t set the rules, so don’t ask me why I’d included this one!!!
*I’m in no way glorifying STD’s, however catching 1 or 2 is just one of those things which any sexually active guy/Real Man will endure(at some points in life).
*Conversely, not contracting 1 is confirmation that you’re not banging ANY pussy, or that you’re not banging ENOUGH pussy. Sex is also a #’s game; the more pussy you bang, the chances of contracting an STD will increase drastically. Every lady’s man I knew back in the days, was catching Gonorrhea as if the shit were going out of style…and they wore it like a badge of honor [and it was a symbol of manhood…and dirty skanks].
*A renown PUA once said that if you never caught an STD, then you haven’t been getting laid. I co-sign totally!!!
You’re not a Real Man if…
7.) Your girlfriend’s parents like you.
*For the record: my GF’s parents cannot stand my guts!!! Whenever I come around, they literally say to their daughter (and to my face), “I don’t want this bastard to step foot in my house”! That’s when you know you’re doing something right!!! The laws of contradiction applies here.
*If you ever come across a guy who’s peachy and chummy with his GF’s folks; know for sure that he’s pandering and ass-kissing her parents just to be accepted.
*Real men are despised and hated by his would-be in-laws or GF’s parents. Every Alpha I know, has mutual disdain for his spouse’s parents, and wouldn’t care less if they kick the rusty bucket tomorrow.
You’re not a real man if…
8.) You’ve never done manual labor.
*Confession: I secretly envy mechanics, firefighters & military guys, because I know that they have a leg up on the average guy who doesn’t know what it is to sweat (just as I didn’t)…plus they get lots of vagina.
*In the Caribbean, they have a saying, “You’re not a Real man until your nails are dirty”.
*As a Beta-Male chode, I totally didn’t get it. I couldn’t grasp the correlation between manual labor and banging hot pussy… until I became a PUA, quit my office job and started doing manual labor.
*There’s absolutely NOTHING-NADA attractive nor sexy about a guy who sits in an office, cubicle, answers telephones and manages paperwork for a living.
*Personally,I worked in the government bureaucracy from 2003-2004, working in a virtual cubicle doing paperwork and computing. Now it makes sense why none of my female co-workers were attracted to me. They all were banging construction workers, auto-mechanics, masons, agri-farmers and guys who had dirty jobs…or at least jobs which required them to perspire and flex some muscles.
*I couldn’t understand why hot girls were choosing to fuck dirty Miguel from the mechanic-shop when I was readily available, clean and had a more stable job. After I’d quit the desk job and went to a private sand-mining firm where real fucking manly work was; I then suddenly seen the light, and attractive women cat-calling me as I’d commute home with a torn shirt and oil-stained pants.
*Stunning fact; every guy I know who gets laid like a rockstar, is a manual-laborer: from DJ’s to sanitation workers.
*I know not of 1 office worker in my personal life who gets laid regularly…or even at all!!
You’re not a real man if…
9.) You’ve never been dumped!
*There’s this grand misconception in the seduction community that Alpha-Males cannot be dumped, or that Alphas are always the dumper and not the dumpee.
*Real Men/Alphas are always getting dumped for the simple fact that they are non-conformist who enjoy the company of more than 1 woman exclusively.
*Any guy who’s never been dumped has obviously been a kiss-ass throughout the course of his LTR’s(relationships). He plays it safe just to forestall getting dumped.
*Every Real Man I know has been dumped left-right throughout the course of his lifetime. The theory that Alphas don’t or can’t get dumped is hogwash. Beauty is; when an Alpha does get dumped, his GF always regrets it and soon after begs to have him back.
You’re not a real man when…
10.) You’ve only had 1 girlfriend in your entire adult life.
*One noticeable trait of a Real Man is that he’s never single for more than a year. Not that he loves monogamy(quite the opposite), but he gets so much poon that he’s bound to always have prospects for relationships (thus gets cajoled into one).
*It’s improbable that a guy who bangs lots of pussy will ever be single for long. Any decent Pick-Up Artist will always have a girlfriend. Having a GF is actually the virtual measuring stick to prove whether a guy gets laid or not.
*Any guy who’s been single for 3 years and claims that he’s only single because he enjoys singledom is fooling himself. He’s single because he cannot get a girl who’d date him, so he rationalizes being single as a choice.
*I fucking hate relationships!!! The thought of them makes me sick!!! But I’m always in one LOL!
*All the players I know all have girlfriends. All PUA coaches I know of, have girlfriends, and or in an open relationship or MLTR.
*So the notion that players are single, or that guys who get lots of pussy are always single is undoubtedly FALSE and quite the opposite!
The moral of the 10 points is this:
*Being a Real Man isn’t easy!
*A Real Man has it hard in life: irrespective of the field, genre or where he resides on Earth.
*Real Men are ridiculed, hated, despised, envied, castigated, slaughtered, fired, falsely imprisoned, dumped, foreclosed upon, crucified [that’s if you buy the Jesus story].
*If you’re unsure whether you qualify as a Real Man/Alpha-Male or not; reflect on the past 10 years of your life. And if more good fortunes has befallen you than misfortunes and unfortunate situations: then you’re not a Real Man. You’ve passively made it through life as an unscathed- pussy cat.
*Made-men, or rich men for that matter, didn’t acquire fortunes by being passive-little pussies. They took calculated risks, braved the storm, made shady deals which could’ve landed them in prison…
*So the maggots who are pretending to be Real Men, yet hasn’t gotten a trophy to show for it [the 10 points mentioned above], nor a proverbial scar, need to step up to the plate and start living life with gusto!
*Take risks, quit your boring-ass day job to pursue your dreams or to travel the globe!! Do something random like fucking a prostitute, travel to shit-hole cities where your life will be endangered, visit Mexico and rent a run-down apartment in a shitty favella next door to cartel members (opposed to staying in a pampered-resort town!!!
*Do something randomly dramatic tomorrow: dump your wife, punch your idiot boss in the face for not giving you a pay raise in 2 years, curse the shit out of your professor in front of the entire class!
*Quit your computer-programming day job and become a fucking local DJ!!
*That tight-ass girl you’ve been banging for 2 years straight: shoot a load of cum in her and pray that she gets pregnant…and remember to take care of your fucking responsibility as a father]!!!
*Real Alpha-Males live life like a renegade!!!
*Pussies live life comfortably and sheltered and are afraid to light the canvas and stir the pot…which is unfortunately the reason they do NOT get laid.
*The faint of hearts/Beta-Males may say: “But those things are very foolish, how will I eat, how will I survive, where will I live, who will feed my kids, what about my wife…”!!!?
*However, a Real Man subconsciously understands that it will always get better before it gets worse. If he quits his boring job today; he subconscious knows that he’ll find another 1 before he hits rock-bottom (or even become self-employed). If he does something random and cheats on his GF and tell her,and gets dumped, he instinctively knows that she will either forgive him eventually, or he’ll meet another girl twice as amazing.
*When I’d quit my jobs [4 occasions], I always end up finding another before anything drastic happened (kicked out, starvation, debt,etc.). And the beauty is, the newly acquired jobs were always higher paid than the ones I quit.
*So often times, a Real Man will have to suffer and be fucked over before he stumbles upon the dream job, dream girl, riches, entrepreneurship, the dream house…
*So light the fucking canvas and take risks in life…unless you’re content with being boring, ill-treated, sex-less, and die without a thing to show for it [offsprings].
[This post was not meant to be of any offense to any guy who doesn’t have any of the above-mentioned qualities of a Real Man.]
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