My Friday Night Twitter Feed At The Club (Fri’,13th.). Plus “Almost-Sure” Sex Slipped Through My Hands!!

Posted on April 14, 2012 by Socialkenny

Twitter madness when the weekend’s here for SocialK.

Friday nights: my twitter timeline is hectic as it can get. Was just vibing with my boys J Roc & Ryan from the new MTV’s Pauly D Project, My man LS Fader, a head PUA instructor for Love Systems…

9:06 “Just seen my man #Unit.We partying tonight like @DameChar but we bad-boys though”.

9:33 “Getting prepped and ready for the club tonight with my main man #Unit http://twitpic.com/99guzw”.

9:35 “My philosophy for tonight: “fuck a #-close, strictly SNL(same night lays) attempts”.

9:42 “Gotta put my #iPhone in my back pocket in case I grind on a chic tonight. Don’t want the shit dialing all types on #’s off a girl’s ass”.

9:50 “@RyanLabbe-If you dare sleep in the #NYC on a Friday night, you might as well give up partying bro!”.

9:57 “Why do I have a strange urge to buy girls drinks tonight like some #AFC(wussy). I might just actually just go out with entree fee only($20)”.

10:00 “I’m peacocked-out.Those who say that peacocking doesn’t help Game. Fucc U! It’s always helped mines over the years”.

10:23 pambrown28803-@SocialKenny “ciroc and frozen strawberry lemonade. #wavy”.

10:30 “@pambrowwn28803-”Lol sounds good. I need to try that mixture of #Ciroc and the lemonade. If it doesn’t taste great, we’re gonna fight”.

10:36 pambrown28803-@SocialKenny it’s awesome!!!! But if ya wanna go at it we can. Haha ha! Happy Saturday”.

10:48 “@ the club getting warmed up. My boy #Unit already almost got into a fight to get kicced out the spot lol”.

11:34 “I’m yet to get active and feel the vibe. Dj plying some dumb Reggae shit”.

11:43 “Fucking DJ’s playing bullshit as usual!!! Where the fucc is the refund when you need it”.

12:11 “This HB8.1 keeps hovering while I tweet. I’m feeling in the zone despite the shitty music. About to grab her for a dance”.

12:18 “Its’ like #Amsterdam up in this bitch! Dudes smoking like chimneys all around me”.

12:34 “Music still sucks but I’m in the zone”.

1:03 “Muthafucka spilled a beer on my Blackberry! Intentional I know ’cause I’m probably grinding on his chic lmao”.

1:30 “Eventhough I promised not to get any #’s, I just #-closed a 7. Ok come on guys, I know a 7 isn’t that impressive but…”.

1:36 “@IamJroc-Lmao throwback #MobbDeep”.

1:37 “IamJroc-@SocialKenny: #classic”.

1:38 “@IamJroc-No doubt bro’!”.

1:40 “Now they playing #Techno! About fucking time!!! Yea yea yea!!”.

1:45 “Damn!! They killing me with the Trance”.

1:53 “Dancing my ass off right now”.

2:00 “Fist pumpin’ with my boy #Unit like it’s the #JerseyShore”!!!

2:04 “My dick jus got hard grinding on that 7 so I had to take a break lol. I’m moving in on her to fuck her after club”.

2:17 “@LS_Fader-ATB!!!Word!!!?#ATB as in #Trance?”.

2:18 “LS_Fader- @Socialkenny-”Yup. Doing great”.

2:44 Reetweet by @LS_Fader- “ATB surrounded by a bunch of amateur club kids. Omg it’s like Fischer price my 1st club experience lmao http://img.ly/gN6D”.

3:01 “I don’t wanna jinx myself but I might be f-closing this HB7 after some more comfort building”.

4:10 “It’s 4 am, the HB7 supposed to pick my ass up for an after-the club rendez-vous”.

4:20 “This bitch #flaked!!!!? This one is on me. Fucc it!”

4:31 “I’m surprised @RyanLabbe can tweet while #twisted. Or he must be sober as hell tonight”.

4:35 “Fucking feet killing me from all this walking. Trick flaked on scooping me up at the said location(bustop). Same night lay went wrong lol”.

How I let the pussy slip away last night

I spotted 3 hot girls semi dancing as I walked the dance floor. I said to the nearest one(from the side): “Why don’t you free yourself and start dancing? Is your drink not strong enough”? She LOL’s, I roll off to come back [part of my strategy].

I returned and danced beside her(without touching as to test the waters of her body language). I said to her, “I know you’re ready for me. Show me how to dance”. She LOL’s and said loudly in my ears, “You look like a dancer already”. I roll off again after eye flirting with her [rolling off is part of my skill set].

I came back a while later and started to grind on her ass with my hands on her shoulders, then her waists…

I repeated this dance with her for 2 minutes, roll off, return, dance again. Doing this (rolling off) shows the girl that you’re not the average needy guy who’s gonna latch onto her all night and not give her space.

During the dance, I put my phone in her hand and said to her, “punch in your phone # before I get upset”(with a sly, dominant smile). She laughs and punch in her #. I said, “Good girl”. She LOL’s.

I lost her during the crowd and darkness, so I sent her a text, “Meet me on the walk way so we can chat”. Replied OK. But we happened to spot each other just after the texts.

She tells me that her girlfriends are ready to leave. I said to her, “But we’re supposed to hang out”(which isn’t true BTW lol, but I’m setting a mental frame here by assuming we’re hanging out. Nice trick).

So she says to me, “Do you wanna come”? So we all bounced to the outside of the club. She tells me she’s driving, so we all 4 go to the car, I’m leaning through her window, she tells me that she’s gonna drop her GF’s home and we hang out after. So, I can hop in now or text her to meet me at a central location.

WHY THE FUCK DID I CHOSE TO NOT HOP IN!!! DAMN!!!!

Instead, I said to her, “Nah, take your friends home, and I’ll text you to meet me at a certain bustop”.

FUCK!!!

At that juncture, I essentially forfeited the chance to bang this girl.

On her drive home, she now has enough mental space to backwards rationalize the situation and back out and flake.

Had I hopped in her car when she suggested at the get-go, she wouldn’t have the chance to back out, nor the chance to backwards rationalize and think things over.

Why I backed out mystifies the shit out of me!Consider it rust, as I haven’t seriously attempted SNL’s in almost 2 years.

Anyway, so I went to a nearby bustop then texted her to meet me at the bustop on ***** & *** streets. 10 minutes passed: no reply text.

At that point, I already knew what was up. I already knew I fucked up and miscalibrated. And I knew she wasn’t coming back.

It’s almost 5 am, I wasn’t gonna be caught out as the sun rises, so I sent her a last text: “Hey Trish, something came up, so we not gonna be able to meet”.

That text was basically a ploy to play it off (reverse psychology).

A night of pussy-banging vanished fast due to a critical mistake at crunch-time in the pick up.

Let’s follow each other on Twitter for my usual weekend debauchery. http://twitter.com/Socialkenny

The Return Of The Throwback SocialKenny [SNL Bandit]

Posted on March 9, 2012 by Socialkenny

If you’ve been following my blog since last year, you would’ve known that my primary ‘Sticking Point’ has been the dreaded ‘Flake’.

In 2011, my flake ratio had been about 8 in 10. Meaning; for every 10 phone #’s I got, 8 of them resulted in flakes.

That’s a friggin’ staggering 80% fail ratio!

With that said, I’m making a new proclamation for 2012: A return to my
SNL & “ONS” days!

Those unfamiliar with pick-up community jargon: that means Same-Night Lay & One-Night Stand.

*I Socialkenny proclaim that for the remaining quarters of 2012 [if the world doesn't destruct], I will NO longer focus my Game on “getting phone numbers”, because #’s lead to nowhere (in my case).

*If a girl asks for my #, I will refuse to give it to her. Point blank!

*No matter how tempted I am, I will NOT pursue her # at all, because #’s lead to flakes (in my case).

Make no mistakes about it, this is not the 1st. time I made such declaration to then backslide into the sphere of “#-Closing”. But this time, I’m serious as a depressed- fat girl at an all-you-can eat buffet.

In 2009, my ‘Lay Rate’ was hovering around 6 in 10. Meaning, for every 10 girls I’d tried seducing, I would end up banging 6 of them.

Now that’s fucking Rockstar status almost!!!

I went for the lay the same night. If after trying and the lay just doesn’t materializes, I would get her #. But 6 out of 10 times, I fuck the girl same night or one-nighter.

What has changed in my Game since 2009? I’m no longer going for the ‘BIG win‘, i.e., the pussy. I virtually stagnated myself by settling for a phone #, to then work off that.

I essentially abandoned what was working for me. It’s like an undefeated boxer abandoning what had kept him undefeated, to changing his fight style and now loses 10 in a row.

Why did I abandon the seduction model which was super successful for me (SNL)?

I guess as the pick-up community tilted its focus towards “getting #’s”, I bought into the new hype [I guess]. So, as most PUA materials became ‘date & relationship-focused’, I too became focused on dating then sex. So my knack for banging girls the same night had subsided.

With all that said, I’m now re-shifting my Game back to ‘Instant-Sex Game’

And that entails: ridiculously high amounts of KINO (touching), Escalation (plowing and touching), K-Closing(kissing), Flirting, Making her horny, Seductive Eye Contact (bedroom eyes technique), Voice Tonality shift (the Barry White voice) and Leading (taking her from a public location to a seduction location).

Everything I mentioned in the above paragraph was the essence of my Game back in 2009. I rarely got girls’ phone numbers.

If I spotted a girl I liked, chatted her up, let’s say at a bar, she was coming home with me [6 out of 10 times]. Or we were shagging outdoors somewhere (park, bushes, someone’s garage, abandoned-crack houses, behind dumpsters…).

Now that my focus has been on phone numbers first (since 2010), my ‘Lays’ has dramatically plummeted to a 1 in 10 chance SMFH!!

The old same-night lay Socialkenny has returned. So mothers, please guard your daughters if need be.

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My reality check about Same-Night Club Lays: Girls just wanna have fun.

Posted on October 11, 2011 by Socialkenny

Whoever wrote a book about how women are such emotionally attached creatures when it comes to post-sex…Kill yourself!!!

This article isn’t addressing all chicas [I love Spanish]. I’m specifically talking about the club/bar girls.

Now, I’ve learnt a lot about women, being immersed in the seduction community.

But one piece of advise which really pays dividends is this:

“Always assume that a girl is a one-nighter or same-night lay”.

And that quote is specifically addressing club/bar chicas.

We guys tend to always prejudge women as being angels, re-incarnations of Mother Teresa, prudish, monogamous…when we should enter the interaction with the mindset, “she’s down for whateva”.

Ok, let me fast forward to the relevancy of my situation.

Few years ago, I’d picked up the hottest girl in the club [ read here ].

We made out, with some PU tactics, I managed to get her back to my guest house.

Not having a fucking condom, I wasn’t able to bang her.

Side note: it seems like whenever I forget to buy rubbers, those are the times I’m presented with most lay opportunities!

When I do have a stack of condoms on me: I’m never getting lays [talk about a paradox].

Anyway, so we settled for some mutual- oral play since I wasn’t able to bang her raw dog.

Holy shit: this girl literally squirts!!!

She’s the first and only squirter I ever met! This chic fucking squirts like 10 yards: no fucking kidding!!

I gave her like 5 squirting orgasms within 15 minutes via finger fucking her.

I felt like a kid in a candy store or a guy who just discovered some crazy shit!

Anyway, we had fun! It’s in essence an SNL eventhough we never had intercourse.

Even the occasions I did bang girls the same night after the club-the same theme almost always plays out, which is:

‘The girl moves on’.

I was leaving that morning to go back to the neighboring island(Barbuda), so she walked me to the ferry just around the corner.

A day passed- she never called me.

I phoned her later, we chatted few minutes but I felt a coldness about the vibes, as if she didn’t wanna talk.

Not as if she felt hurt or dissed, but her vibe was as if she’s not fucking into me. Like “why is he calling”?

Not getting the hint that “girls just wanna have fun”, I phoned her the next day but no answer.

Phoned her few days later, no answer!

Phoned her from someone else’s mobile about a week later, she answers, then her tone sunk as she realized it was Me.

Believe me guys: I wasn’t being needy here like some AFC pussy.

I was merely following post-sex protocol: which is to not totally cut her off if I’d liked to see her again.

But I never got the memo nor the hint that this chic was merely looking to get laid that night!

So wasn’t looking for strings attached nor the possibility of an LTR (relationship). She wanted to fuck!

But we men find it hard to believe that women can be so “like us”, or promiscuous.

So I treated this case and girl as status quo and end up looking like a needy dick in the end.

Moral of the story?

Never assume that the girl at the club/bar whom you’re gaming is looking for something long term.

Assume she’s a Same Night Lay, and treat it as such by pressing the issue to bang her that night.

If you do manage to pull it off: don’t get excited like I did!

Be nonchalant and let the vibe flow.

Don’t call her after sex.

If she’s interested in seeing you again: she will call!

If she’s really just a one-nighter, then she won’t call. Or she would call just to allay the perception that you’d see her as a slut [woman's #1 fear].

But I’d totally played that the wrong way.

Peace out fellas!