Well- it’s no secret that chunky rules, and that 80% of the women in the western world is over weight [might be bogus figures]…so what a black man to do when the option pool is so limited!!?

Ok, let’s get the proverbial ball rolling:

Yep! The princess of…what does she sing again? Anyway: Jessica Simpson!

Something about this chubby version of her that sets my libido skyrocketing lol! She can get the business!

Ok, next on my “would-do list”…

Jennifer Hudson- the R&B sensation.

Honestly, I’m not a fan of her music [couldn't name a song by her]. But she’s SEXY as hell though!!! Last I heard and seen, she lost a lot of weight via some popular dieting program. Nevertheless, I’d rather go to bone-down with the chunkier version (as in the pic’ above).

What would life be like without lusting after a Kardashian!!!?
Contrary to popular belief- I find Chloé to be the sexiest and most bang-worthy of the sisters. I know the average guy is probably calling me fucking nuts right now but whateva man!!! She can get it on a rainy day.

Ok next!!!

[SMDH]Ok- for the record…I hate this chic! And I mean hate with a capital friggin H! Her attitude and personality stinks like shit. Rather worst: that annoying souther accent she has(no diss to my Down South peoples).

Anyway, I don’t even know her real name-nor do I care to know it, so I’m calling her Nini(her on-screen pseudonym). Heard she was on the “Celebrity Apprentice” a while back. In spite of her shitty attitude: she would get taken to task!

Ok let’s get a drum roll for this one…………

Jersey Shore’s own sloppy duo: Deena & Snooks!
Mike the Sitch is my man, but are Denna & Snookie really that HUGE that he’d call them Sloppapotamus(synonymous with hippopotamus)?
Anywho, if I was the type of dude who dreams about ménage tois and 3-somes, which chubby chicas would be best to invite than these two!!!?

Ok, the grandaddy of em all [or grandmammy]….The queen of day-time TV. The only person in the world who’s admired by woman more than Jesus…

Yep!”The” Oprah Winfrey!

For the guys in the pick-up community who didn’t know this: I’m a HUGE MILF-HUNTER!

I never seen pics’ of “O” when she was much younger, but I heard she was HUMONGOUS HUGE!It seems like she generally fluctuates though. One minute she’s this size. Next she’s another…
She can definitely get it though. Has nothing to do with her riches.
I’m not a gold-digger !