Apart from your humble servant [moi], the second most coolest PUA (coach) on Twitter and Facebook is my man RSD Julien, PUA dating instructor based in Los Angeles.
His style is pretty much bad ass, which is why he’s 1 of my favorite coaches from The Real Social Dynamics [RSD] Crew and in the seduction community on a whole.
Let’s check out my top 100 favorite Tweets and Facebook updates from Julien:
[Caution: These status updates may be seen to some as insensitive, offensive, sexist, shameful, sickening, assholish...but you've been warned. Julien comes in peace].
2. “I have a soft spot for strippers”
3. “Dear girls, before getting attached to me let me tell you that you’re wasting your time…”
4. “I’ve had better”
5. “What the fuck are you doing with your life”?
6. “It’s just easier to tell girls that I love them”
7. “I feel so sorry for all the girls that have been hurt because of my tweets. #Just Kidding
8. “I’d be so concerned if I had a girlfriend that I didn’t cheat on”
9. “I wear condoms every day. #JustSoYouKnow”
10. “Dear ugly girls, no amount of Instagram filters will ever make you look beautiful. #JustSoYouKnow”
11. “Do you have any idea how many girls you could be fucking right now”?
12. “Let her sleep, or kick her out? The decision is yours”!
13. “If you ever feel bad after kicking a girl out just imagine how she must feel”.
14. “Dear girls, please stop falling in love with me…”
15. “The reason you’re single is simple: you’re ugly. #JustKidding”.
16. “Friends let friends fuck their girlfriends”
17. “Hey Julien, I saw your Facebook page today. You’re not the person I thought you were…” #FamiliarTextMessages
18. “No girl has ever won an argument with me…#Factually”
19. “I put the lips in pussy lips”
20. “I fuck girls just to keep my dick sharp”
21. “I love you” is a little lie that I like to tell my girlfriend every once in a while”
22. “have you ever been caught raw-dogging a girl”?
23. “I’m sexually attracted to myself”
24. “Your girlfriend is cheating on you right now. #JustSoYouKnow”
25. “I like girls who are scared to give blow jobs”
26. “Some girls get freaked out when you finger them in front of their boyfriends…#Factually”
27. “I can’t wait to use my future kids to pickup girls”
28. “I only mass text. #JustSoYouKnow”
29. “Your dick deserves a hotter girl”
30. “I feel like myself mostly when I’m cumming in a girl’s mouth”
31. “I go to strip clubs to meet single moms”
32. “Tell your boyfriend I said hi”
33. “I like girls who lie about taking birth control pills”
34. “No morning-after pill for you, young lady! #JustKidding”
35. “If you don’t break her heart, what’s the point”?
36. “I apologize in advance for my next tweet”
37. “I can’t wait to accidentally cum inside a girl tonight”
38. “I feel so blessed to have a girlfriend that I don’t care about”
39. “Looking to save money? Get an anorexic girlfriend”
40. “In any healthy relationship, it’s always important that she’s the one who feels worthless. #JustSoYouKnow”
41. “Her: “Why do you love me?” / Me: “Because you love me. #YehItsKewl”
42. “Don’t take my tweets too seriously. #JustKidding
43. “I only support abortion if she wants to keep it”
44. “I just accidentally gave a girl my real phone number…#FML #JustKidding
45. “I can’t wait for my girlfriend to break up with me so I can finally know how it feels like to be heartbroken…#JustKidding”
46. “Nothing makes me happier than saying “I love you” and not meaning it…”
47. “I purposely try to forget ugly girls’ names in the hopes that they will stop talking to me…#Factually”
48. “Ugly girls are stupid too. #JustSoYouKnow”
49. “What kind of retard takes my tweets too seriously”?
50. “I think that I used to be nice”
51. “If a girl’s dumb enough to trust me, she’s dumb enough to fuck me…#Factually”
52. “Man, I’d totally Facebook that girl over there”.
53. “I’m proud of all my friends that got girls pregnant last year”
54. “Its not about gaming the girl, it’s about gaming yourself”
55. “Somewhere in the world right now, your future girlfriend is getting fucked by her future ex-boyfriend…#Factually”
56. “Dear girls, please stop being so obvious”
57. “I’m in the mood for an STD test…”
58. “There’s nothing like being in a relationship to remind me of how much I hate being in a relationship. #JustKidding”
59. “I’ve been walking around with the same condom in my back pocket for over a year now”
60. “One girl isn’t usually enough”
61. “My life revolves around trying to remember the different lies I tell different girls…#Factually”
62. “That awkward moment when she expects you to cuddle after sex…”
63. “Are girls recyclable”?
64. “Dear fat girls, I know what your resolution is this year…”
65. “1,000 tweets and I don’t even care…”#HappyNewYear
66. “The only time that I ever really listen to what a girl has to say is when she’s talking about me…”
67. “it is actually possible to go a year without using any condom and not catch any STIs. #WhatILearnedIn2012″
68. “Telling girls that I do self-help that specializes in dating advice is like a janitor telling girls that he’s a cleansing specialist…”
69. “Girl, stop acting like a whore without a pimp”
70. “Dear girls, what makes you so gullible”?
71. “My worst pickup is still better than yours. #OhNoHeDidnt”
72. “I’d rather invest in a few abortions than in thousands of condoms…#JustKidding”
73. “Girls only believe me when I lie…#Factually”
74. “I can’t wait to impregnate a girl’s throat tonight”
75. “My biggest New Years resolution? To set all my girls free. #JustKidding”
76. “Her: “What time is it” / Me: “The time of our lives…”
77. “Dear girls, some day your prince will come…#JustKidding”
78. “All I want for Christmas is you…Just kidding, I’ll take your friend as well. #YehItsKewl”
79. “Dear fat girls, please stop perspiring all over the fucking dance floor…”
80. “It’s not a lie, it’s an omission for the greater good”
81. “Faithful men do not exist. #JustSoYouKnow”
82. “Did you know that ugly girls can also have kids”?
83. “Turning emotionally damaged girls into emotionally fucked up girls is an ever-recurring hobby of mine…”
84. “I pity most girls’ parents more than I pity homeless people…”
85. “Wanna know why girls are rude to you? Cause you’re not rude to them first”
86. “That awkward moment when the lights turn on and you realize how ugly the other person really is…#TrueStory”
87. “Ugly girls really have no respect for themselves #JustKidding”
88. “Her: “I think about you…” / Me: “I think about you too, when I’m with other girls…”
89. “Wham! Bam! Thank you ma’am”! #MyNewFavoriteQuote”
90. “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you cry…Just kidding, of course I did…#JustKidding”
91. “You’re not required to tell girls the truth…#JustSoYouKnow”
92. “Sex with me is overrated”
93. “Her: “So do you have any dating advice for me?” / Me: “Get married.”
94. “About to kick a girl out…#FML #YehItsKewl”
95. “I always reward indicators of interest with indicators of disinterest”
96. “I wonder if treating women like shit will ever be considered animal abuse…#OhNoHeDidnt #JustKidding”
97. “Her: “You’re an asshole, but I love you.” / Me: “No shit”
98. “It’s disrespectful not to disrespect women… #JustSoYouKnow”
99. “Never throw your “cum rag” on a girl’s face after fucking her.#NoteToSelf
100. “Wanna get laid? Get a sense of humor”
101. “It’s your own narcissism that makes you think that someone cares”
I saved my best and most favorite for last .
Lots of guys decide to NOT approach girls because they’re thinking that others will be watching and will make fun of them if they fail.
That is pretty fucking narcissistic of you guys who believe this!
Anyway, there are 2 types of men who post on Facebook and Twitter:
•The guy who perpetually whines about how boring his day is.
•The guy who posts things which are arousing, ballsy, interesting, fun, funny, witty, controversial, out-of-the-box…
My man RSD Julien is the quintessential embodiment of a guy who sparks interest in his followers and friends by getting them talking, laughing, crying and thinking!
The average guy typically updates his Facebook status with:
“Good morning fbf”
“Have a blessed night everyone”
No one gives a shit about a good morning or good night!
It doesn’t spark interest nor conversation, which is why such updates usually go unnoticed.
People intuitively want to be around others who are interesting.
Updating your Facebook status and tweeting about how much you hate you boring job is the fastest way to kill attraction.
I’d say that 90% of male Facebook users fall into the “Boring” category where 90% of their updates are postings of music videos or some stupid-cliche quotes.
Julien however, “flips the attraction switch”, as we say in pickup, by posting interesting shit all the time!
Most PUA’s generally follow this guideline.
The point of it all is to appear “Interesting”, not to pick up random girls on Facebook.
It’s to create a positive and unique impression on those who are in your social circle [followers and FB friends]: although “Positive” seems like a misnomer.
Check my Facebook and Twitter feeds and it’s loaded with such balls-to-the wall updates which generate comments and lots of likes.
Women are usually shocked by my updates. But that is the hidden beauty about such posts.
For the average guy however, tired of having your updates and tweets go unnoticed and un-commented, feel free to jack some of Julien’s social-media swagger and use his fucking updates!
I doubt that they’re copy written!
The key to good-social vibing [online also] is not giving a shit.
The following video of Julien hammers home this point, that pickup and your interactions with women should be ballsy, dramatic, light-hearted, fun, etc.
Another nice-ballsy in-field video!
Check out Julien’s kick-ass PUA-advice blog to get your skills up to speed: The Julien Life Blog
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