Is This Guy A Pussy Or Just High-Maintenance And Choosy?

I got flaked on last night so decided to go to the bar instead[usual weekend ritual].

Bumped into my niece-in-law[a super freak without morals who'd bang me despite her beloved aunt being my GF of 3 years].

Whenever she sees me out[we happen to always frequent the same bars and clubs on the same nights],her M.O. is to use me as her wingman in order to hook her up with some random club/bar guy.

So she spotted me outside the bar:

Freak-in-law: “Yo Kenny,you see that dude over there sitting alone on his iPhone? Tell him I like him and I wanna talk to him”.

Me: “What!!? Just go over there and stop being a giant pussy[I'm fucking with her,since I know women don't approach men in order to pick them up]“!!

Freak-in-law: “I fucking did!!! But he acted all scared to talk[bullshit! She'd never approached him]“!!

Me: “Your approach probably wasn’t strong enough”!!

Freak-in-law: “He’s scared of women. Just help me out and tell him that the girl sitting over there is calling him”.

Ok,she relented,I gave in and went up to dude:

Me: “Hey what’s up partner[gave him a fist-bump]. That girl I was over there sitting with said she likes you and wants to talk to you”.

Random Guy: “Well tell her to come up to me if she wanna talk”.

[Even though I know girls don't approach guys]

Me: “I know LOL! Same thing I was telling her”!!

I rolled off to relay the message to my niece-in-law:

Me: “Yo,he said he’s coming in a second[I lied]“.

Freak-in-law: “Yo make sure he comes. I wanna take him home with me tonight! I’m not going home alone tonight”!!

Me: “I hear you!! I want you to get some dick too. I feel you”!!

Freak-in-law: “So make sure you tell ‘em that he’s coming home with me!! Don’t fuck this up for me Kenny”!!

Five minutes elapsed,I rolled back over to random guy:

Me: “Hey dude,what’s the deal,you going or what? She’s about to leave”.

Random Guy: “Let her leave. She’s not my type anyway! Let it be since she’s not approaching me!! I’m not interested BTW”!!

[appalled by the guy's Beta/Omega-Male rationalization as to why he's not gonna talk to a chic who's obviously head over heels for him. I went back over to niece-in-law].

Me: “He’s coming[another lie. I didn't want to hurt this girl's esteem by telling her that the guy is out-right rejecting her and brushing her off because he's a giant pussy ].

My analysis and breakdown of this field report

If guys needed proof and confirmation that chics secretly go to bars and clubs in hopes of getting fucked afterwards- then this post is all the confirmation you’ll ever need!

My freaky in-law’s disposition of a girl who desires to bang some random bar-guy is NOT the exception: but the rule and norm.

However,due to social pressure and not wanting to be deemed sluts,women are forced to repress their sexual desires and play the passive/submissive role[although they secretly want to fuck and have One-Night Stands as much as men do].

Coupled with the fact that she knows I’m non-judgmental,she’s always felt comfort to confide in me her dirty-little intentions.

This’ the added beauty of being Pick-Up Artists; women subconsciously sense that they can trust and tell us all their naughty secrets since they know we won’t judge nor bash women for being promiscuous[read the PUA guru Tyler Durden's Secret Society. The Most powerful article I ever read years ago (about the unconscious ways women communicate with players in the club].

Moreover,what really appalled me is how men in 20 fucking 12, still have their heads up their asses and are totally clueless as to courtship and how to hook up!!

This dude (as with most dudes on the globe), is still under some false notion that women approach men.

Or that women are proactive when they like a guy.

He absolutely expected this chic to come up to him and seduce him[become the hunter opposed to the hunted].

And it’s no reason to believe that this isn’t how he thinks with every other chic he comes in contact with.

How much fucking poon had this idiot missed out on in his lifetime LMFAO!!!?

I felt so shame as a man,that I wanted to fuck my hot in-law just to make up for this guy’s ineptitude and wasting of a dick and brain cells!!!

Another cup of Absolute Vodka and grapefruit soda water,and I’m sure to have crossed that ethical boundary and fuck the shit out of her in the restroom!!

Anyway,so the Random Beta-Male expected her to approach him if she likes him.

Thus he believes a woman should approach him if she likes him.

With such a warped yet common perception on the sexes and how women operate,I can guarantee this guy doesn’t visit poon-town too often.

And it’s crazy how he tried to rationalize not approaching the girl by saying that he’s not into her(after wanting her to come up to him).

He undoubtedly suffers from AA(Approach Anxiety),as most men in the world are: scared shit to approach women.

Without a doubt, this random dude missed out on SUPER-sure pussy(unbeknownst to him),to then go home and visit Ms. Palmer in Wack-off Ville [read “He who hesitates masturbates” by Rooshv, the controversial Turkish Pick-Up Artist out of D.C..

All because he was clueless as to pickup, and female psychology.

He let fear of the approach ruin his chances of a night of sex.

How many men out there make bullshit excuses as to why they won’t approach and talk to women?

Believe me,over 90% of men in the bars and nightclubs fall into this shameful category.

And the other lesson from this field report for guys should be to always go for One-Night Stands and SNL’s(Same-Night Lays) while at clubs and bars!

Most women in the venue are on equal terms and rooting for you(looking to hook up also).

And they(women) are frustrated as fuck when they have to go home alone,when they’d rather a guy to tag along and give them a good night.

So the question I have for my readers is: was this guy genuinely NOT interested in my hot in-law(perhaps not his type although she was hot)?

Or was he just too much of a giant pussy to approach and seduce her,although he would’ve had ZERO real resistance since the girl definitely liked him?

22 Responses to “Is This Guy A Pussy Or Just High-Maintenance And Choosy?”

  1. I can’t help thinking that a lot of the expectations men have about women approaching them is due to the constant barrage of female equality claims they’ve heard. I.e., women want to be equal in every aspect of life, however, this does not hold true in a bar/club. A man should always play the leadership role and guide the interaction. Waiting for her to do that is not going to get you anywhere.

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    • Great insight Upperlane.

      It also hints at the hypocrisy with women pushing for equality or wanting to be equal to men,yet they don’t wanna play that part.

      But in social settings like you said,the guy should always be proactive.

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  2. Kenny, i just to use the 3 second rule to approach women. Now I cut it down to one second, as soon as I look, i talk. Most guys take WAY too long….go in as soon as u can and make a move…

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    • Lol funny thing you mentioned the 3-second rule. When I first started out in pickup, I was scared shit to follow this rule,but I did.

      Nowadays, I bide by a split second rule just like you. So over time,it seems like we naturally become so confident,we approach instantly.

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  3. “My freaky in-law’s disposition of a girl who desires to bang some random bar-guy is NOT the exception: but the rule and norm.”

    Gold.

    Dude, nothing is dumber or easier than blowing a sure thing. Maybe it was for the best, dude probably sucks in bed if he’d rather sit alone and text all night instead of eyeing your silver platter. I’m going to post something like this only about Gay Wingman Game.

    I probably should do a bit more in-field testing but whatever… I’ll be out in a few hours anyway.

    -M

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    • Lol I’m telling you it’s insane!! I mean what’s his rational? Let’s assume for some odd reason he wasn’t into her physically[which I sure wasn't the case since she was looking like a 9 last night],he had nothing to lose by talking with this chic. Even if just to flex his social muscles. The gay wingman theory would be an interesting article since it reminds me of this situation
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  4. This pussy attitude reminds me of this guy friend of mine who had the hots for this girl at our gym. He would talk about her all the time. I told him to over there and ask her out. This is he said:

    “Well, if I ask her out, we might date a few times, but it probably won’t work out. It usually doesn’t work out and then someone is going to end up geting hurt. I don’t want to do that….blah, blah…..”

    Oh. My. God.

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  5. Oh, and he never did ask her out. He’s probably right now still single, living with his mother.

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  7. I need to see a picture to see how hot she is before I can weigh in lol. Nah but I can understand how dude was feeling to an extent. He might just be tired of the game and was there to just chill

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    • That makes a lot of sense. I have nights where I just wanna chill too. But I somehow I get the sense he wasn’t just chillin’.
      BTW,how was the DNC convention? I watch it on TV. Actually looking to see if I see you on MSNBC in the backdrop.

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      • Lmao just posted about it. You wouldn’t have seen me at the convention, but if there was a national feed from where the President was staying you might have saw me, lol.

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  8. Your niece did not lose that much by not taking this guy home lol

    Agree with you analize no way guy goong to pass on a sex opportunity.

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  9. Whether he thought she was hot or not, he just didn’t want to make the approach. His loss! But if she knew what she wanted, she shoulda just went and got him.

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    • Oh for real!?

      When did women go for what they want or go seduce a man? Women do NOT seduce men. It’s the man’s job. And if a girl attempts to do it, it won’t go anywhere since the guy will be weirded out that a chic is being pro-active in getting together.

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      • Come on! I’ve seen girls approach guys, sometimes guys freak out and sometimes they don’t. Usually the guys don’t stick around longer than the night though, unless they are desperate and needy guys.

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        • Yea they’ve approached guys but with game? Of course not. Women don’t have game in the sense of men having game(to approach with confidence,etc.). The most a girl will do is a cat call. And when the guy looks, she will act all shy or say something like ,”Oh that wasn’t me”.
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          • A cat call? LOL. No, I know girls who actually went up to the guy and started flirting with him or talking to him and hope that he flirts with her. They would just try to steer his attention to her and her only. I have never seen a girl do a cat call! lol. Not that they wouldn’t.

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