10 Tricks To Make Your (Ex)Girlfriend Jealous And Come Running Back

Posted in Relationship (LTR) with tags , , , , on July 30, 2014 by kennyata joseph

10 Tricks To Make Your Ex-Girlfriend Jealous

For starters, I must make this declaration crystal clear as possible:

I do NOT advocate nor entertain such positions as, “How to get my ex back”.

I abhor the thought of guys trying to win their exes back, simply because within such a framework, the one who is actively trying to win back the other, is essentially giving away his or her inherent power to the other party.

Guys who tend to browse the internet in search of articles and videos on “how to win my ex back”, are doing so from a position of weakness, void and sever neediness.

This is a terrible mind state in which to operate from.

Now, if you do want your ex back (by making her jealous), firstly ensure that you’re coming from the right place and the right state of mind.

You’re not doing this because you need her in your life or else you die!

Such a mindset is typical of the 99.9% of men who desire to get their ex back.

10 Tips To Make Your (Ex)Girlfriend Jealous

1.) Ignore Her

Arguably the most difficult tip of the 10. It isn’t easy to ignore someone whom you feel that you’re unable to live without. But suck it the fuck up and ignore her! Stop sending love texts and leaving apology voice mails and instead, go cold turkey on her for about a week…the least. This will undoubtedly make her wonder as to why you stopped contacting her. This also sparks jealous in the same token as she’ll undoubtedly assume that you’d fount another girl.

2.) Facebook Tagging

Assuming your ex has access to seeing your Facebook timeline (whether it be public or you and her are FB friends), start tagging other women in your posts who are hotter than your ex-girlfriend. This’ sure to make her click on the girls’ profiles to see what they are all about. And what is it about them that has your interest.

3.) Photos Of Women

Another tip for Facebook. Upload photos of yourself in the company of other women. Even if you have to beg and pay a random-hot girl to take a photo with you and her; then do it! No one will know that it was staged! Upload such photos to Facebook, and you bet that your ex will cry her eyes out at the mere thought of you meeting another woman.

4.) Photos Of Yourself

Another Facebook tip. Ensure that your uploaded photos of yourself from now on, are that of you doing fun and interesting things. Refrain from posting photos which depict yourself as being lonely, solemn, downtrodden, stressed, etc. Don’t seek pity! Women are heartless! They do not respond to pity from men! Hence, post photos of yourself at the club, bar or doing something new than what your ex-girlfriend is accustomed to seeing from you. Like- get a new hobby and post pics about it.

5.) The Occasional Phone Call

You always want to remain on her radar in some way or another. You should ignore her for a stretch, but always insert a periodic phone call or text (this’ at least after a week of not contacting her). You’re not calling her to cry over the phone neither to profess your undying love. You’re calling her in good spirits just to catch up shortly. This will always make her wonder as to why you don’t seem sad or even miss her. “Is it another girl in his life”? She will ponder.

6.) Other Women

If you’re sure to see her again somewhere (your ex), perhaps at a party or gathering, make sure that she sees you talking to other women. You don’t have to shove your tongue down the throat of another girl to make your ex jealous. Merely talking to another girl in her presence is enough to make her speculate and worried. Doesn’t matter if the other girl is ugly, fat, fatter, shorter, has a mole on her lip, etc, etc, etc. Those things are NOT factored into a jealous woman’s though-processor. In fact, the more unattractive the girl is in comparison to your ex, the more it’ll screw with her as she’ll say to herself, “Why is he talking to an uglier girl? I have more to offer than her”.

7.) Occasional Fake Text

Personally, I do this a lot. Well I shouldn’t say “a lot”, but whenever my girlfriend and I have a falling out and I feel to make her jealous, I would send her a fake text which appears to be intended for another woman but I had inadvertently sent it to her by mistake. The most recent fake text I sent to my girlfriend (during a falling out) was, “You don’t have to bring any DVD. I’m gonna borrow 1 from someone”. My ex, obviously being unaware of a DVD she was to bring by me, would instantly realize that this text was NOT meant for her but another woman. It’s very innocent and innocuous- but works like a charm. And don’t worry: your ex will not know that this text was a fabrication. She will assume it’s real but it got sent to her by mistake. It’ll instantly make her jealous and 8 in 10 times, she will reply to it for clarification. You shouldn’t abuse this by the way. Use it sparingly…or just ONCE per falling-out!

8.) The Fake Call…From A Girl

Get another girl to call your ex’s phone asking for you…preferably from an unknown number so she cannot be tracked or harassed by your ex. This can be any girl…even your sister…that’s if you have one! Just fabricate a little story to the girl whom you’re gonna utilize for the small task. Not only will this get your ex wondering as to why another woman would call her phone asking for you, but it will prompt her to contact you [presuming she wasn't before] to inquire about the anomalous and anonymous phone call. You can simply deny knowing anything about it rather than divulging rational information.

9.) Create A Scandal

For example: Do or say something(s) that is so outlandish and uncharacteristic, that it (almost) gets you in hot water in the court of public opinion. Create a blog or Facebook/Twitter videos which are based on relationship, dating and hooking up (for example). Share your articles or videos on social media where your ex is bound to see them. Ensure that you entitle your stuff with somewhat controversial and loaded phrases which are sure to cause some stir. This may not make your ex jealous, but it will communicate that you’re free-spirited and un-stifled.

10.) The Fake-Date Pic

Post a pic’ on Facebook saying, “Enjoyed my date last night with ***** [insert name of the fictitious date]“. Along with that status update, you should upload a photo of a random girl who looks hotter than your ex. The photo doesn’t have to be elaborate. Keep it simple and make sure it looks natural and not glossed-up. You can find such images on many free stock-photo sites. Since Social-media pics are public, you can steal a photo from some random hot girl’s profile…which is legal. Push comes to shove; simply ask a platonic-female friend of yours to work with you here (preferably a friend whom your ex doesn’t know). Then with her permission, you would use a photo of hers. It’d be even better if this female friend will allow you to tag her, which will serve to appear more authentic than just a random photo.

How To Make Your Ex-Girlfriend Chase You (additional pointers)

Some of you may see these tactics and trick as attention-seeking, childish and down-right shady.

May be so- but they work!

If you believe that you can get your ex crawling back by you begging, crying and chasing her, and publicly declaring how much you cannot breath without her, then I’ll be the 1st to burst your illusionary bubble to say that begging a girl to get back with you, does NOT fucking work.

Women can be very heartless and they generally don’t feel pity. They respond whenever hurt, and not out of pity for an ex-boyfriend.

If she does get back with you out of pity [the rare rare case], she will have had you in the palm of her hands like a little baby, which means she won’t respect you as a man. And in effect, she will eventually use and abuse you emotionally…then dump you once again…that’s after cheating on you.

Chasing your ex-girlfriend by calling her 10 times daily, texting her constantly, contacting her online when all fails, will serve no purpose but to chase her away even more.

Showing her (indirectly) that you have moved on without her, will burn her up on the inside, although she won’t ever admit this to you until after reconciliation…if it does happen.

The 10 tips/tricks I outlined, were my personal favorites which I have field-tested. All of which communicate to the ex that you are moving on and have moved on.

I’ve been in a monogamous relationship 5 years now.

Since relationships consist of bumps and bruises, ups and downs: I have been dumped before by my current girlfriend (albeit nothing to do with me picking up other women).

Hence, I know what works from personal experience. And I also know what doesn’t work and cannot work.

I tried the apology route.

No results!

I tried the begging route, “Babes, I swear we can work through this…please”.

No results!

The approach that yielded results 90% of the times, was a combination of ignoring her and utilizing the other tips which I’d shared.

In keeping with tip #9 [creating a scandal and doing something outlandish]: I did this to great effect in my most recent falling-out with my girlfriend.

During the period where she refused to talk to me, and likewise, I didn’t speak to her neither, I did the unthinkable: I uploaded a risqué photo of myself lying in bed (the said photo below).

Granted you might not have a sculptured body like mines [pardon the gloat] ;) , but hopefully you get the point of publicly doing something out there and unlike yourself.

This photo released in the public domain had crushed my girlfriend to the core!

Imagine your ex or girlfriend had posted a semi-nude or topless photo of herself to Facebook, Twitter or Instagram?

You’d either be enraged, appalled and felt as though you were the subject of betrayal.

Your girlfriend or recently separated girlfriend, shouldn’t be flaunting her treasured flesh in the public eye. What’s beneath her clothing should only be for your eyes only!

Hence, when I’d done this, although my GF refused to talk to me and claimed she needed a break/space, the fact that I did something so on edgy, was enough to not only make her jealous that other women were checking me out and liking the pic, but it made her chase me and re-initiated contact.

Such is the power of these tactics and tricks of mines.

On the contrary, trying to convince your ex-girlfriend that you’re such a wonderful figure, and even though y’all are separated, you are doing everything “in line” with social norms, such an approach will NOT cause her to chase, nor will it cause her to want to get back with you.

You have to communicate to the ex that you’re free-spirited, edgy, bold, whimsical and most of all- you do NOT give a rat’s ass whether you offend her or not by the things you do and say publicly!

You’re independent of her, her opinion of you, and free from her expectations.

If you really want to get your ex back, utilize as many of the 10 tips as you can, in any order desired until you get a desirable effect…which is the ex-girlfriend contacting you again, chasing you, or literally trying to get back with you.

Bear in mind that a great portion of women are fucking stubborn bitches to a fault!

Though they be crushed on the inside and undoubtedly miss you to death; the innate stubbornness of some women, will keep them from contacting you first.

Hence, with a great portion of those women/exes, you may never know on the surface whether the 10 tricks are working or not. But believe that they are working.

Some women (the ultra-stubborn ones) will try their darn best to conceal hurt, pain, jealousy and the feeling of longing.

My girlfriend for example, is the most stubborn human being I’d ever encountered in my 32 years of physical existence [no apologies in saying that]. And as a Pick-Up Artist who interacts with hundreds of women on a yearly basis: she takes the cake hands down, as the epitome of obstinate.

My girlfriend will never admit to feeling jealous, neither will she ever show transparent signs of jealousy…although it’s boiling beneath the surface.

However, the truth always comes out after the reconciliation when we make up and forgive and forget.

She will then say to me, “You know you hurt me deeply by flirting with that girl over Facebook? I wanted to kill you…and I actually cried the entire day”.

Only then will I have received verification that my tactics had worked.

Luckily for you, stubborn women as my girlfriend, aren’t exactly the rule, neither the exception. I’d say that 40% of women constitute the ultra-stubborn and will show zero reaction to your attempts to get her jealous.

Majority of women on the other hand (I’d say 60%), actually display obvious signs of hurt and aren’t bashful about letting their displeasure be known…even if the guy is an ex whom she had broken up with.

Nevertheless, do realize that whether you’re dealing with a tough cookie or an ultra-sensitive girl, if you utilize the above 10 tricks in the right manner, she is sure to become jealous, hurt and eventually reach out to you in some form or fashion.

The stubborn ones will contact you nonchalantly as though everything is A OK:

“Hi Kenny. How has life been? Seems like your very happy nowadays”.

This is her way of reaching out and also her way of saying, “I really miss you and I am hurt that you have moved on”.

She will NOT say that to you at all (during the initial re-connection conversation), if she’s the stubborn type.

Her stubbornness will keep her from being real at that moment.

The sensitive girl will contact you eventually with:

“I can’t believe you posted those things and you really don’t give a crap about me and how I feel”!

She will show obvious signs of displeasure, unlike the stubborn bitch (and I use that word intentionally).

On a final note, bear in mind that the 10 tricks are subtle and should be subtle.

Nothing is overt!

The more you try to force the issue and cram it down her throat, you will only come off as try-hard, obvious and insincere. So keep it subtle, simple and let the process work itself slowly.

Oh- on the last last note [really- the last note], lemme address a common fear which guys have when it comes to utilizing such tips:

Guys: “But Kenny, wouldn’t my ex feel as though I’m a player or a man-whore for doing these things…which will turn her off even more”!?

Simple answer is: it doesn’t frikkin’ matter!

Your goal is to get her back!

You cannot win her back by chasing, begging and portraying yourself as a saint of a man.

You have to play ball and get rugged.

You have to show her that you aren’t living to please her!

The more you show someone that you do NOT need their approval; the more they chase.

You may also want to read: You will not want your ex back

Cock-blocked By British-Indian Girl’s Sister [Botched Day3 Lay Attempt]

Posted in Cock-Blocking, Field Report with tags , , on July 28, 2014 by kennyata joseph
East Indian Brit' girl on D3 (3rd meet-up) @ fast-food joint

East Indian Brit’ girl on D3 (3rd meet-up) @ fast-food joint


Cock-Blocking

Quick background:

Two Fridays ago while heading home from work, I met an East-Indian hottie (on 3 weeks vacation in Antigua) from England, while walking the streets.

That same Friday afternoon that we met, we met up later in the evening for a “walk and chat” type of rendezvous…which did not end in sex because quite frankly- I didn’t have the urge for sex that night. :shock: :(

Read: Day2 with sexy British girl

This past Friday [the 25th] after an early night @ the lounge, as I got home just before 12 AM, the Indian rang my phone and wanted to hang out, but I was too tired to crawl back out of my lair even with the lure of fresh-foreign poon which I hadn’t tapped into as yet.

Read: Too tired to party…declined 2 girls who wanted to hang out

Saturday, she seemed to have been busy (myself also) so we didn’t contact each other at all that day.

Sunday afternoon, I shoot her a text:

“Hey ***, I’m gonna grab a quick bite @ a fast-food joint around 8 o’clock. Feel free to join me”.

She immediately called me:

Indian: “Hi Kenny. I was just thinking about getting out of the house later too. I don’t know where this restaurant is. How will I get there”?

Me: “I’ll pick you up at your place and we’ll go there and take it from there”.

After 7 PM, I passed by my grandma’s for the customary Sunday-evening dinner.

Burned some time before I was to pick up the girl in the taxi.

Cock-Blocking Field Report

After a while, we met up, the taxi dropped us off near the fast-food joint (which was in my part of town).

We walked in and I ordered 2 cranberry juices at which point, she went into her purse intending to pay for both.

I typically get this a lot from UK girls; they almost always elect to pay for both orders and never to go Dutch neither to have me pay for 2. They almost always are overly willing to pay.

Quick pointer: always seize opportunities to make women invest. The more she invests [pays, buys, calls, walks, etc], the more she will have liked you and the easier sex becomes.

This girl’s attempt to invest in purchasing the juices was enough indication of her liking for me, so I payed for both drinks since I already had the cash in hand.

This had nothing to do with being a gentleman [I'm the furthest from a gentleman], but to reward her for the attempted investment and the fact that she accepted to hang out in the 1st place. So purchasing both drinks was my way to reward her compliance.

Read: Make her earn it!

Anyway, we took our juices and I led her to sit outside where there were benches…plus privacy away from other patrons.

While she took a phone call, I took a photo of her with my Sony digital camera which I rarely ever use.

East Indian Brit' girl on D3 (3rd meet-up) @ fast-food joint

East Indian Brit’ girl on D3 (3rd meet-up) @ fast-food joint

This phone call will come back to bite me in the ass a bit later.

We chatted about random stuff (for starters)- fluff and so forth.

My intent was NOT to stay there all night but to get her back to my place…which is why I chose this spot to begin with since its favorable logistics of being in walking distance of my apartment (10 minutes away).

With such comfortable logistics, I believe that I played it too fucking safe and got complacent in retrospect! :mad:

I really didn’t believe anything could intervene short of a sporadic emergency.

Her cellphone rang again:

Indian: “Hey ********, I’m at a restaurant in the Park district area with my date. It’s a really nice spot. They even have a retro drive-in movie theatre in the courtyard”.

It appeared to me that her sister at that point, took this as a goddamn invitation to come along rather than casual conversation!

She gave her the name of the establishment…which I didn’t think a big deal about. Totally wasn’t expecting the sister to show the hell up, knowing she was on a so-called date!

I was wrong!

Not long after: guess who showed up in a taxi?

Yep- the fucking older sister!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bitch strolls over nonchalantly as if she belongs here.

I was merely acknowledge by her but for a nod of the head- totally violating the process.

The sister: “I was so bored at home I had to get out”.

In my head I’m like, “Ok bitch! If you were so bored then there are dozens of other places you could’ve gone instead of here to sit as a 3rd wheel on your younger sister’s date”!

This was definitely an “I must protect my little sister from getting fucked” move on her part.

In layman’s term: a goddamn cock-block!

I tried playing nice and cordial as possible by engaging her in conversation, so we went on to talk about British politics. Politics which is like a no-go topic on dates. But I frankly was trying to make her so uncomfortable that she leaves. But I also wanted to create a good enough 1st impression on the sister that she sees me as a guy whom she can trust with her younger sibling. Hence, this was a balancing act to say the least in trying to tame the cock-block. I’m hoping it doesn’t backfire in some way or another.

Perhaps if I behave frosty, the sister will leave after realizing that her presence isn’t welcomed. :?:

Hence, I went silent and aloof for a good 10 minutes while they chatted across the table.

The sister mentions a bar she wanted to go to, so she phones a friend to ask if it’s open tonight.

The person on the other end apparently said yes.

In my head, I’m doing cartwheels, elated that she may possibly leave us alone!

Another 10 minutes elapsed and she’s still here!

Twenty minutes later: still frikkin’ here!

She asked us if we wanted to go to the bar with her.

“Hell No”!!!

Well I didn’t actually say that aloud- but you get the point.

I said something to the effect of,…well thinking about it- I don’t think I’d remarked on it ’cause I was so frustrated internally.

Here it is, been on this so-called date with the girl for 30 minutes, then sister shows up for another 30 minutes, so that’s 60 full minutes without even a hug, touch, kiss, makeout, groping…NADA!

“Why is the sister fucking me like this dammit”!?

Due to proximity of the sister (sitting across from us at the table), I wasn’t allowed the opportunity to eye-code my date to tell her to ditch the sister or to do something here!

It was about 10:30 PM as I was forced to check the time since the sister had asked me for the time.

She kept suggesting that we all 3 go somewhere else, either to a bar or karaoke joint.

Is this bitch retarded!?

She’s the unwanted 3rd. fucking wheel here!

She literally crashed the date!

Now she’s cooking up suggestions on where we should go!? :shock:

Holy shit! :shock:

This lady had to have been in her 40’s yet she doesn’t understand basic protocol: shit like, “dates are supposed to be between 2 individuals”!

Now the thing is, there might be some guys reading this going, “Kenny, why didn’t you go along with the bar idea and then try to make an exit to your place with your date”?

Well the simple answer to that is: “Stupid move”!

If the sister won’t allow us free time here at a fast-food joint, why on Earth would she consent to her little sister and I leaving from the bar…without her?

Granted we could’ve left without her knowledge, but there’s no guarantee she would’ve left us alone at the bar anyway. So best bet was to stay here and hope she leaves and I can take my so-called date to my PUA pad for some romancing.

We were there so long that the fast-food joint closed on us while we sat in the courtyard.

My plan was to only be there 20-30 minutes tops then bounce to my place but we’ve been sitting here well over an hour…perhaps 2! :shock:

For those who aren’t too experienced, had I tried taking her directly to my place or suggested she come directly to my place, it would’ve sparked some resistance. So that’s why I suggested grabbing a juice then off to my place where it wouldn’t have looked like sex is the sole intent…which it was. :twisted:

Hence, everything is strategic and should be.

Being cock-blocked last night was outside of my doing. It was unforeseen and it speaks to the issue of cock-blocking and not bad planning on my part.

My plan was perfect! And that isn’t to deflect and defer responsibility.

Ok, so after a while, realizing that the mother-hen of a sister wasn’t gonna allow her younger sister to be dragged away and fucked, I figured to bring the so-called date to a conclusion.

I pulled out my cellphone, looked at the time:

“Wow, it’s 11 o’clock already”.

They both got the hint and we said our goodbyes and that was that.

I felt there was no further need to waste more time on a 3-way date since the sister was adamant on cock-blocking the entire night.

Do I blame my date for not telling her sister to not come?

Not really.

That wasn’t her call.

Had she told her sister to not come, it would’ve appeared as though she was up to something inappropriate…although it shouldn’t be a concern of the sister’s anyway.

As for lessons here, there isn’t much I can say but that unforeseen situations can arise to spoil and foil your plans.

Also, having a cock-block management plan to troubleshoot such occurrences should be a priority.

I got caught sleeping in the sense that I didn’t have a plan for handling a cock-blocking sibling.

My strategy was hatched on the fly which was either to:

1.) Turn the cock-blocker off so much by being standoffish, that she leaves.

2.) Make such a good impression on the cock-blocker that she feels comforted in knowing that her sister is out with such a cool and well-mannered guy, that she leaves.

Neither plan worked, so tweaking that strategy and coming up with a real 1 will be a priority of mines from henceforth.

I felt cheated out of sex to say the least.

The 3 East Indian sisters leave to England on Wednesday, so I have 2 more days to pull out all the stops towards getting the notch.

With the situation being so exhausted, my next move can either be a hit or miss by suggesting she come directly to my apartment.

There’s nothing to lose at this point since she’s a visitor, so it’s always worth a huge leap as a last-ditch effort.

Ok, so if you haven’t been following, the posts below details the seduction of this girl, including the previous 3 meet-ups.

Don’t allow women to outsmart you

2 pick-ups in 1 day

Day2 with sexy British girl

Too tired to party…declined 2 girls who wanted to hang out

From the previous meet-up

From the previous meet-up

Friday Night Field Report: Too Tired To Party + Declined 2 Girls Who Wanted To Hang Out

Posted in Field Report with tags on July 26, 2014 by kennyata joseph

Too tired to do the after party, after the party, after the other party! :shock:

Friday evening, as part of my ritual, I hit the streets around 6:30 PM to sarge [that is- to hunt for women to pick up].

There were zero frikkin’ game-worthy girls in my part of town, so I hit up my grandma’s area which usually has a larger concentration of hot-fuckable women.

Same shit: zero hot girls walking the streets…very unusual! :shock:

Sarging on an empty stomach had me hungry as hell so I hit up a fast-food joint and got me a chicken-cheese burger with fries to fuel my body for what should be a good night of partying.

Eventually went to a lounge/bar to see how the prospects were.

The girls there were either all sitting at tables with a bunch of guys while the lone wolves were very unattractive and not to my liking. So I grabbed me a Corona Extra beer while chillin’ in the venue awaiting some hotter girls to appear…which didn’t happen.

About 10:30, my 1st bout of yawning ensued.

Perhaps I didn’t get enough sleep the previous night, or all the sarging and chasing ass had me spent. :?:

By the time 11:30 PM came around, my eyelids felt like they were attached to a pair of dumbbells forcing my eyes shut. I was that fucking sleepy!

A sexy 25 year old nurse chick whom I knew for a while now (but never tried to fuck), kept hitting me up on Facebook to come hang out with her at a lounge which was about a 50 minutes drive from my grandma’s area.

I was too tired to even contemplate that move so I blew her off.

This nurse chick sent me like 20 inbox messages about how bored she is sitting alone and wanted to hang out (although she went with a girlfriend).

As much as I wanted to hang out and possibly get laid, the bed was calling, so I headed home about 12 AM.

Just as I walked into my apartment, guess who rings my phone for the 1st time since we hung out last Friday?

The East-Indian visitor chick from England

Walk and chat date with East Indian

Walk and chat date with East Indian

Indian: “Good night Kenny. Hope I didn’t wake you”.

Me: “Nah! I just got in”.

Indian: “Ok. I’m heading home with my sisters. Do you wanna hang out”?

Me: “Would love to but I’m pretty tired to be honest”.

Indian: “Sorry to hear”.

Me: “Will you be here tomorrow or Sunday or you’re leaving to England by then”?

Indian: “I’ll be here. We’re leaving next week. We can hang out tomorrow [Saturday] then”.

Me: “Ok cool”.

Heaven knows how much I wanted to shove my cock into a new hole but logistics were terrible for me apart from the obvious (tired).

All in all, an unproductive night in the sense that I didn’t get to sleep with anyone, nor did I get to party, which was my primary goal last night.

I guess there’s no moral to this story.

If there’s 1 thing I wish to impart here is that with options and abundance, you’ll not only get women to chase you wanting to hang out, but you’ll decline to hang out, essentially doing to women what they do to men (declining date, etc).

My New Slate Of Pickup Openers

Posted in Openers with tags , , , , , , on July 25, 2014 by kennyata joseph

Pickup Openers

For those who didn’t know: I’m a fan of canned/stock openers.

Not because I have to use them [a crutch] but simply because we all use them.

“Hi”, could be classified as an opener…however the lamest opener ever with the least amount of built-in attraction…yet it is still an opener.

An opener basically is a conversation-starter or ice-breaker, hence the name “opener” as we’d say in Pickup.

Quite often, pick-up openers have been misinterpreted as pick-up lines. This is false and somewhat true. They’re pick-up lines in that they’re meant to ultimately pick up the girl. They are NOT pick-up lines in that they are NOT meant to woo neither impress the girl, as most pick-up lines are often elaborate and cheesy attempts at just that.

One obviously has to open the girl to talk to her.

Over the past months (perhaps 7 months), my pickup openers/ice-breakers have been situational ones, opinion openers, statement openers and asking for directions:

Me: “Hey, where can I buy some good lunch around here”?

Me: “Yo, you have a twin? I swore I seen a girl who looked just like you today”!

Me: “Why are you checking me out like you want me”?

Me: “I like your g-string”

Those 4 have been my go-to openers over the past 7 months, albeit brilliant stuff with a success rate of 98% in actually getting the girl to stop and chat.

“So what is the problem Kenny”?

I’m fucking bored with the same shit so I’ve been brainstorming some novel openers which I’ll start to implement into my seduction repertoire ASAP!

3 New Canned Pick-Up Openers

“Hey, can you tell me where can I buy some coke?…I mean Coca Cola”

“Hey, I need a quick female opinion on something. Should a guy dump his girlfriend if she makes out with another guy”?

“You have 10 seconds to name 1 thing you like about me”

Ok, so there you have it: Kenny’s new-canned openers which I’ll be utilizing from now on until I get tired on them.

From experience, I can already predict the reactions I’ll get from women towards those 3 openers: laughter, smiles and intrigue…3 positive reactions by the way.

I’m also open for suggestions. So if you have some ingenious openers I can borrow, feel free to hit me up in the e-mail or post them in the comment section.

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